Chuck proves his genius.................with anyalsis breakdown, still searching for lady love....

Yesterday I was angry, mad, upset, just plain miserable. It was raining out and it definitely fit the mood I was in, but Today is a whole new day, I was on my way home from English class, just finished off the last paper, I was sort of in a medium mood, I screamed at the top of my lungs WHERE'S THE DISK!!!!! And after a couple of more steps, it hit me, Buy another math book on my Financial Aid for my spring classes, since I don't have any books to buy for the spring classes. I ran back screaming Chuck's a genius Chuck's a genius Chuck's a genius, I admit it sounded and looked good on paper, I was a little optimistic about the whole thing I thought it was gonna backfire bigtime, I though they we're going to ask for my schedule and it was going to pop into the computer and they would say "you don't have this class for this semester" And that would have been disaster, especially in front of all those people. That's what made me even more scared, waiting in a line with at least 67 people, this not including the asians(lol). My stomach was turning, my head was beginning to hurt, especially when I got up there and the spotlight wa son me. Then they couldn't find me in the computer, at this point I was prepared to throw in the towel, but I just went with it. and all good. Now I got two books, the one I was using I put the disk inside that one and just kept the new one, for the test tomorrow. So I ran back to the buyback section of the store, where I was as equally nervous, but when she handed me that slip that read $37.75, I couldn't been more ecstatic, I shot out of there, with my head high, even though it did take almost 3 hours to complete, but I look at like getting paid $12.50 per hour. Plus a Quarter for overtime. Last week I was contemplating rather or not I should turn my book in early, but look at me now I turned in the book anyway and still have a math
book to use for the test. Just a stroke of Genius. Only thing wrong with that though is what the hell am I going to do with this Math Book after tomorrow? Well everybody's needs a little math every once in a while so I'll keep it for reference. Or I might just pull another fast one...

But one department my stroke of genius hasn't worked is with the ladies, oh it's killling me, you can say I've given up but it's hard work, first of all I don't now what I want, do I want a woman my age or do I want one older enough to be my grandma. My technique is all wrong, instead of sitting in back of the room all by nyself, making fun of people, I should go sit next to a girl that I find attractive, and that could lead to great & akward conversation, friendship and hopefully some hands in pants making out in her car or in the classroom, doesn't matter. The only thing holding me back from all this is my eyes, Damn ! Damn! Damn! How can I get to know people if I can't even look them in the eyes and have a decent conversation when one eye is staring into her eyes and the other one is staring outside of the f*ckin classroom. It's unbearable and I wish my stroke of genius will help me with this one............

This picture makes me extremely hott, look at this chick I would lick the sweat off this chick Fergie, who basically saved the Black Eyed Peas that's she is the only reason why I would buy anything associated with the B.E.P. oh god I think I have to go to the bathroom.

stud!

Unexpected happenings and my continuing fall from grace.

Today was just an ordinary day in english class for the first 30 minutes, then it happened! the teacher told us to get in groups, I thought cool, okay, I'll just work by myself like I always do, but NO! Didn't happen that way, she assigned groups, and out of all people she put the girl I've been raving about for the past couple of months in my group. I was as nervous as I've ever been in my entire life. She was right there, not even 3 inches from me, and I couldn't take it. She looked more beautiful up close, which made me more nervous. I eventually left the classroom for about 5 minutes, telling myself don't be an idiot, when I get back to the room, and I wasn't. I was my normal self again and just a little agtiated. I basically answered all the questions in my group becuause I was nervous and I had to do something to keep my nerves down, and thsi was it. My lazyeye was going beserk, but my good eye was focusing in on Tammy, (Finally found out her name) after almost 4 months of specualtion. I wonder what she thinks of me now? Probably I'm more of a dork than she expected. I don't like wokring in groups and this was the ultimate! I wonder did the teacher do that on purpose just to get back at me for not passing out the papers in class. She was probably going ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in her twisted brain. Overall I think I handled myself fairly well. Now the follow up, what do I do to duplicate the performance I put up today in class, do I speak to her in the hallway on Monday, hiya Tammy, Nice pants
i wanna get into them? Or do I just say nothing, like I do to everybody. Interesting! And just sit in the back and try to cover up my lazyeye by writing Ucontrollably like I always do, but doesn't work either. 2 more class meetings, no more English 101 and no more Tammy. I can deal with the English part and I have no control over that, but the other part I control my own destiny.

What do I do? I really like this girl, I mean I really really do. Even like her more after today. Today she was so close, but to me it still felt like a million miles away. I'm frustrated and angry at myself for being such a wierdo and a scraredy cat. But I always look at the negative of each situation. And that awlays seem to be the deciding factor in everything, and yeah that other thing on my face that has been without question the backbone of my problems. Waht makes it worse my vision continues to deteriorate and it just enhances the problem to such a high extent.

What the hell is this

Behind me as we speak, something to wierd is going on , people are telling their life stories which all seem like one fiction tale after another, It's making me laugh so hard.... After their stories their playing these stupid songs, that I guess reminds them of what they went through, this is killing me. I have to stop writing and laugh.

Paper is awesome,destiny is a couple of chairs away, wondering rather or not this person next to me is a girl or a boy.

This morning I put the finishing touches on a masterpiece, I think this has to be arguably the best paper I have ever written, and that's saying a lot, because I have written tons of papers and they've been raved about by my professors. It's gotta be a sure A right, well I'll take a B, but anything lower, their's gotta be a conspiracy. But the real reason for thsi blog is for yeah, the same girl I've been crushing on for weeks, she's in hereright now, just a couple of chairs away. Maybe I should go to her and ask her how her paper is coming, but I'm a pussy and it's just not in teh favor of the people right now. I wonder does she know I'm in here, probably not. But I see her over my computer. And she even looks hott typing. With her small hands pressing gently on the key, as I watch in awe. I'm getting a little hott right now, I better stop before my hard drive detects a virus.(lol). Looks like she might be having trouble, I wish I could go help her with what she needs help on. But that would take serious canolies from me, I think I might have more estrogen than testosterone. It's a fact. This just in..... There is a perosn sitting about 4 seats from me and i can't tell if it's a Boy or a butch (lol). Well he looks like a girl, but I don't know , I'm afraid to take a glance in that person's directions, they may get the wrong idea and also find out what the hell I'm writing about. so just ahve to be careful. Just did a little glance that's a girl or just a really pretty boy. Just like myself. Yeah true story. alright enough about the Gender. Back to what what is 4 steps foward of me, the girl I've been crushing on for months. Someday this trend is got to in, I gotta be brave and just go say Hi, and be the G, that I always claim to be. But something is holding me back, and no, it's not my eyes, it's the lack of febratoids I have on. Ran out last week, damn pity me. Go Chuck you can do it, this is destiny calling you, this is not a dream this is reality, your first taste of what it is like in the outside world is steps away. But it just seems so far away. I need motivation, but where do I get it, let me go find a website that maybe able to help me instantly. ~Write bACK~ Well couldn't find anything, they must know it was me asking the question, so no SOUP! for YOU!!!, She's leaving she's leaving Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, another blown save eh. Continuance from Wednesday's Post.

Well I just figured it out what that person is, it's a girl. She's sitting in the same seat she was last week, that chick has to be a straight up lesbian, because she looks like she has more testosterone than me. Which every male does. Class was a Booooooooooooore, but I did see my hott lady friend as I was exiting the door, she looked hotter today than ever, well G2G

No friends, No Girlfriend, All my fault?

this is probably one of the softest post I've ever written, but bear with me here. This just in....... I'm lonely, I hate having to admit that but it's true. It sucks, every Friday and Saturday night it's the same thing, playing video games, blasting A.F.I in the radio. It's like a ongoing dream that never changes. I guess you can say it's my fault that I take the Cynical Perspective on everything in life. I don't know what I do wrong, maybe I just rub people the wrong way. Maybe I should give people a chance, because everytime I meet somebody I always automatically have a negative comment toward that person, or make a joke about that person and just laugh myself to death, which I know is not right. I've notice that I'm laughing, but I've also notice that it's by myself. I bascially don't know what it is, I don't think I'm better than anybody else, I do feel a little optimistic on rather they'll like me or not, i'm a easy person to get along with, it's just............................... I just think this is the easier road to take, block everybody out and be their for my ownself. To fill that laughing void, that person to talk to other than your parents void. In all 3 of my classes, people are taking them with their friends, I know more than 98% of them are, I'm apart of that other 2%.

My eyes have a lot to do with it to, their just awful and it's terrible to deal with, my right eye is pretty much dead, it just sits at the edge of my eye and doesn't move, my left eye is getting just as bad. It really bothers me, how long can i actually go one with this.

another picture of the beauty

stud!

this chick is hott, If any of you chicks out there look like tis give me a holla. Beacuse I will worship and praise you. yeah had to get that in.

stud!

stuck? and yadda yadda yadda uh huh uh huh

stuck? as i am in here on everything, my research paper is looking as good as my game, yeah not so good. I can't think of anything for the all so important research paper, All I can think of is yadda yadda uh huh uh huh, it's not cool, I think this assignment sucks and so did the Michigan State lady spartans, gosh they sucked. As worst as the men, but at least they did play in the title game. uh huh uh huh yadda yadda yadda. Their she is, sitting like 3 chairs from me and I couldn't be any more shaky. Yeah so I might go up to her and be like uh huh uuuuuuh huh, yadda yadda yadda. Well g2g. i'm out like the Lakers playoffs chances effective last night. it was brutal. In the words of Steve Berthiuame. Kobe Bryant your thoughts. Still thinking of something to write about, all I come up with is yadda yadda yadda uh huh uh huh. Yadda Yadda Yadda, I should go home and watch reruns of sportscenter 3 times in a row 9am-12pm. And with the rest of the day play Video Games. And maybe go to the bathroom for a quick yadda yadda yadda uh huh uh huh. More dead ends and hardships and yadda yadda yadda, maybe I should just freelance on a topic and hopefully come up with 4 pages without any research or any other source of informaion. But I can only do that about sports. i know I can write a 5 page paper on why the lions Suck and how they can improve their football team. that will be a dream paper or maybe a self-help essay on how I can help other guys get the ladies. do's and more Do's and not at all. I wanna kill myself right about now, for just being the biggest idiot in the world.
Yesterday I came up with 3 amazing theories on how I can go about this, on what's 3 chairs from me, and I should put one in action, but it's impossible right now, I can't go over there and drop her computer on the floor. But I can go over their and perform the altoid experiment, but her chunky face friend is siitting over their and I'm not going to lift that big face bitch up, that will require somebody that weighs at least 200 pounds, and I barely way 150. Big bitch! (lol) (lmao) (LSHIJHTF). But if I don't come up with anything on this paper, I'm going to hit the floor, but not laughing. What the hell do I do, i got to put my words into action. i know how about yadda yadda uh huh uh huh uh huh.

Tar Heels Nat'l champs (tourney recap) my new product Febretoids and reasons to buy it.The most beautiful girl I've ever seen and the anaylsis,friends

Yesterday marked the end of a great tournament, Which leftNorth Carolina standing tall and cutting down the nets, which I predicted right, even though it was the 2nd time around. My first choice was Wake forest, who beat UNC pretty bad this year. But it's not about how you play in February, it's how you play in March. Just ask West Virginia, who beat Wake Forest in the second round, by far they we're the suprise of the tournament, to make it even more crazy, this team was on the bubble heading into selection sunday, and they we're just a couple of more threes away from a Final Four, to represent the Big East in the Final Four, which had just an awful tournament, when you look at teams like Syracuse, Uconn (the last 2 national champions, prior to last night). and also Boston College, none of those teams made it past the sweet 16 and 2 of them lost in the 1st round (B.C and Vermont). So an egg in the face for the Big East. The most disapointing team was obviously Syracuse, who I had going to the Final Four out of the Austin Region, losing to vermont in the 1st round, who saw that coming? Probably nobody, I don't even think Vermont thought they we're going to win. But hats off to those kids though. They played better than Syracuse for the entire game. My bracket was a f*ck up right after the 1st set of 1st round games we're played Alabama, Mississippi State decided not to play and just looked like a bunch of scrubs, this was by far the worst my bracket has been in years, with so many upsets, down to the wire games and top tenure teams struggling and not playing up to their ability, you know it was bound to happen. Next year when I fill out my bracket, I'll be more careful and do tons of research, before I even put a pen or pencil to it. In speaking of research, i have two research papers due in about 3 weeks and I haven't started on either one. (just wanted to get that in). Back to the NCaa tourney, overall I thought the tournamentwas pretty good, everybody got the matchup they wanted to see and overall the better team won, well not better team, I would say the most talented team won. Just like last year when Uconn won, everybody knew they we're the best team in the country and they were the overall favorites to win it all and they did. But sometimes it doesn't go that way in years past you had a team that all of sudden got hot around tournamnet time and just played over their heads, like that 2003 Syracuse team, who just dominated their opponents, and that 2002 Indiana team, that got all the way to the championship game and lost to maryland. Nobody expected that, except a Syracuse or a Indiana fan. That's what makes the NCAA tournament the best sports spectacle on the planet. Just the whole atmosphere is centillating and amazing, Big power schools versus the Little middle of the road teams. You get the best teams playing against each other, your perennial cinderella, they fight and scrap, just for one thing to be called National Champions, and not to mention that bling that they get. Where else can you get that,nowhere not even in College football, where they can't even get the best 2 teams in the country to play for the National Title (just ask Oklahoma, who have been in the last 2 and got killed each time. NCAA tourney comittee hats off to you people. Another great season, hopefully followed by more great seasons to come. Move over Axe effect, because I've discovered the new evolution of body sprays, I call it febretoids (A mixture of febreeze and altoid mints). And it works, because before I put this experiment in effect, I was the average axe effect user, and the ladies didn't notice me at all like it was adverised in the commercial. But now with my new invention febretoids, 'I'm getting stared downs from the ladies and they all are using their noses like their smelling a fresh if bresh air with something a little extra and a little bit more centillaTING. It's amazing,how great it is,. And I suggest everybody to give it a world, but you have to use it with percision and as followed,. Spray Febreeze 6- 3/4 quarter inches away from your body, and do a head nod and a shake. Then after 3 minutes carefully slip an altoid cinnamon flavor gum in your mouth slowly. Then chew it 36 times on the left side of your mouth, then switch it and chew it on your right side 36 more times and after that, put it in the middle of your mouth an flip it 28 times, and make sure you breathe out your nose and mouth each time you chew, for the smell of the gum can get on your clothes. And in about 40 minutes, you'll have the ladies howling. If this doesn't work, you must be one UGLY motherF*cker or Karomo from Real World. But their are side affects to this product if you overuse it you can catch Hepatitis B, you can become addicted to Dance 360 , this from doing the head nod and shake the wrong way, you can also catch theLimp36 disease, every 36 step, you will walk with an amazing limp, I mean you'll be so far off teh ground, you'll be able to taste clouds, Seriously! I've been thinking about putting this product on the market, But the side effects are deadly, especially the dance dance 360 one, (oooh dreadful). so the product needs some work, but you never know, I may have some student loans to pay back, and it may just be in the health and beauty aids section at your local grocery store. (excludes Kroger stores) (bunch of B*tches). I guess this where I'm suppose to put the tagline in for my product. Well here are some of my ideas. 1.Buy Febretoids B*tches.
2. Fa Fa Febrotoids. (Get the honeys, honey!) 3.Febrotoids for you= lots of c00-coo).
4. Febrotoids( Get some, because you stink Motherf*cker!). If none of these taglines, convince you to buy this product. hopefully this song will.

If you need help with the ladies
You feel their acting shady
I got what you need
And No I'm not talking about weed
It's this little stuff in the bottle
That will make the ladies holla
Only three dollars
I call it Febrotoids
You'll be the envy of all your boys
No it's not the end of this rhyme
Get some Febrotoids, and you'll have some b*tches in no timmmmmmmmmmmmmmme.
Febrotoids...Made in Asia by Asians, and strictly by Asians. Beacuse their real smart and stuff. For a limited time only get one sock free and a chewed on egg roll with the purchase of Febretoids. (Socks come in two great colors white and off white.)

Now that's done and over with, I'm going to lanch on to how I saw the most beautiful girl I've seen, (well since I looked in the mirror this morning ofcourse). But seriously, it was toward the end of class and I went to go turn in my compare & contrast paper and when I turned around I saw an angel (I know that was kind of cheesy, well yeah more like extra nacho f*ckin cheesy). But she was, she was breathtakingly gorgeous, I've saw her before in the class but, she had blonde hair at the time, now it's black and crinkled and it just worked wonders, her hair brings out her face tremendously, Yeah I noticed all this in about ten seconds, but it had me smiling for hours. (ooh nice analogy)! I've seen a lot of pretty girls, and that's what they are.I barely at all use the word beautiful to describe a girl, The only time I do use beautiful, is to describe myself. But she is beautiful, and I bet we'd make beautiful babies. I want to talk to her baaadly. But I got to try to think of a way to, without looking like a complete idiot. Becasue it isn't like I do this everyday, in fact, I haven't did it since 1999. That's when I had my canolies, If you will. So I've been thinking, and maybe I should run into her and knock everything out of her hand and pick it up and we look each other in the eyes and fall in love, just like in the movies. And we get married 4 hours later at the Prahl center, but without a ring, I promised her one when I recieve my grant money in the mail (which is still pending if I don't pass socoiology) I guess on our honeymoon in the mott memorial building wil consist of studying. Wil make love on our English 101 books and will name our first child pronoun if it's a boy and adverb if it's a girl. If we have twins will name them compare and contrast. Or I can make a shirt that says This guy thinks you're beautiful and follow her everywhere she goes, but then I would have to push every other girl out of my way becuase they'll think their beautiful to and that can cause a huge problem, but I may boost a ugly girl's self-esteem. The third and final one, I can go sit by her and try to suck on a altoids mint real cool, stare at her with my lazy eye and purposely choke and she'll have to perform the hihrich maneveur and hopefully C.P.R, I think this is the one most likely to work and plus I'll smell just like febreeze (febreeze + altoids= Frebratoids). and just like I said above no one can resist Febratoids. But if she's not the one performing C.P.R and that fat nurse in my English class who looks like Warren Sapp comes in two inches of my lips. Call my mom immediately and tell her to plan the funeral. Give all my insurance money to the asians, so they can better my product. But maybe I should just be brave and talk to her, what harm can be done right?

Can't believe what I just saw?

I was walking to curtice mott from the library and my view was good, sunshining bright in my face, then all of a sudden soemthing blocked the sun, No it wasn't a cloud it was an ass. And what makes it even more crazy it was a white girls ass, and what makes it even more crazyx2 she wasn't fat. She was short, but wasn't fat. I didn't get a good look at her face, but I was trying to she was walking so fast, and her ass stayed in the air while she walked it was a masterpiece. But I was losing her, and I had to search in my bookbag for the booty radar, so I could find her, but I didn't. The booty radar let me down, now wonder it was on sale. She looked great from the back and her hair was all did up, plus she had open toe sandals. So I was prety much0 for 2 I didn't get to see her face or to see if she had pretty toes. Yeah I just wanted to get that in...

Now on a extremely low note...

I'm at mott 4 times a week and evrytime I comeup here, I see everybody with a crew (a slang for friends). Except for me (cmao). I always wondered why I didn't have any friends, it's a mystery to me, I don't try to make friends either. Everytime the teacher says go work in a group of 2 or more people. I still always wined up by myself in the corner doing these easy ass assignment that can be done by one person in less time it takes for them to find a group. But i've realized everytime people get into groups they never ask me, do you wanna work together, but they ask everybody else. Am I that intimidating(don't mean to flatter myself) But it seems to be the only logical reason, or probably because I'm black and they feel I won't hold my end of the deal and do half the work. It something that gets to me, It's like you're a little kid in elementary school, with 25 people in the class and the teacher says "Pick somebody to sit by and that will be your permanent seat and you observe from your chair as everybody grabs a seat, about five minutes yo0u see all the seats are filled, except the one next to yours. And that can socially traumatize a kid for life.

(Sad story of the day).

None of my post end in a sad note and this one won't either.
So I must list 20 things that are cool,make me laugh or make me rise in my levis.
If it's a (lol)!by it, it makes me laugh. If it's a cool by it, welll then yeah it's cool. if it's a ^ by it it makes me enhance in my pants.

1.Katie Couric (^)(^)(^)
2.Video Games (cool)
3.ugly People I can make fun of (lol)
4.All the other people I can make fun of (lol) (^)(don't ask)
5.Breast(^)
6.Bigger Breast (^) (^)
7.Listening to white girls have a conversation, or try to. (lol)(^)
8 Watching Desperate Housewives. (^) (lol) cool)
9.Ellen Degeneres show. (lol)(cool)
10.Dancing (cool)
11.Ciara (cool) (^)
12.L-Word (cool) (^)
13.Asian males (lol)
14.Asian femlaes (^) (cool)
15.Janeane garfolo (ccol) (^)
16.Barbecue Chips (except Lays). Cool. (^) (no comment)
17.Kristie Alley (^)
18.Punk and Alternative Rock (cool)
19.Chick movies on Lifetime (lol) (^)
20.Being different from everybody else and having a lazyeye(Far more priceless than rising in my levis, laughing so hard,or just being plain ol cool. (I'm out of here, before the black folks enhance my brain with anymore unusable slang.

Well here is today's thought to Chuck with....... You don't need friends, All you need is great pets, a rice Krsipie treat and a Faygo Cola. Friends are just users who use you until they can't use you anymore. Just like a pimp does his whores. "Chuck"

Stay tuned tomorrow for more irrelevant opinions, spontaneous thoughts, in the life of yours truly. ~Chuck~

Check out my Girlfriend, pretty hott huh!

stud!

Puppies for Sale

another picture of my doggies

These are my little doggies just born 6 weeks ago, and their for sale, Their Peekapoos, Females $325.00 Males $300.00. C'mon help a brotha pay his tuition. If you're interested in any of the adorable rascals, you can reach me at Chuckarooni33@yahoo.com, which I check daily.

stud!