the worst college student ever? still passing classes?Career moves( Lindsey Monroe).....Wal-Mart (minimum wage people's heaven).....................

Just left out of class about 45 minutes early.........................because I have a paper to write and yeah it's for that class......................yeah It's due on Monday and I'll probably put the finishing touches on it Monday! yeah that's how stupid I really am.............................procasination baby...............it should be written on my forehead..................................................I can't believe it bnut it's true I'm on the verge............ well after 1 more class in the fall..........................I would have earn my Associate's Degeree without really trying............................and with a 2.6 at least...................................Sounds crazy but true..................................PROCASINATION!!!!!!!..................................I guarantee you if I would have took Political Science this summer instead of Psychology ( a class that I do onot have to take). I would be sitting on a pretty good grade......................Take notes and read terms that sound similar to the meaning ..........................instead of all that complex bullish....................I hate Psychology..................................this will be my third time ocunt it third time f*cking up this class if I don't get it together..............and she's already threaten me about my other paper.....................I think I would have been fine if I would have took another teacher.....................(in which I thought I was getting in the 1st place.......................I could have turned that in and been on cloud nine..........................but same class same bitch same results...........................Gee why am I so stupid........................But that can't be the case I almost have an associate's degree.......................So bascially I'm half done with school w/o even using half my brain....................................Well I wouldn't say half maybe not trying very hard...............................................Look at teh Child Lit class..................I haven't read nam book.........................I started our first assignment two days before it was actually do...........................and didn't finish it to the day it was due.......................................................Yeah..........but I know once I get to CMU (hopefully) I can't Procasinate like I do now......................................That my sink me quick........................but just liek my Psychology paper I did the whole thing in three days tops!!! And still got a 88% And I knew some people were working on it for weeks and I still got a better grade...................No not becuase I'm smarter and look better than them.................oh wait that is the reason.....................Well yeah uh................that above really sums it up............................well excuse me why I work on my Paper....................but not before I go play Basketball, Watch T.v Drink some coolers and call about this Boxer for $150.00. Do that all then work on my paper which is due Monday.....................................Well g2g Procasinate...................

Write write write all I do I should really think about being a journalist whose gives love advice..................that might bring in more cash than being a teacher but I love the kids....................not my own......................................but love the kids............................So yeah it's fanatstic when you have so many options like myself..................young black(half portugese) and gifted................................It's great.........................not have that 8-5 job mena so much to you.....................like that job I got now, WAL-MART I don't give a f*ck about that job....................I can get fired today!!!And still be in pretty good shape.............................but those people that work there, if they get fired lights out! (Literally)!! Those people there our.......................................well to me most of them have pretty low self-esteem............................okay now look................................there happy about a $0.40 raise oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh an extra $32.00 on my check...........just enough to buy me some extra diapers for my three kids................................You know I know that sounds pretty harsh...............but there is no way I would have my own place working at Wal-Mart............................Wal-Mart to me is just petty money use to spend on Shoes, Hats, Lobsters, Steaks...................shit that half those people can't compensate for..............................IF they saw me writing this blog they'll probbaly beat my@$$. But u know I really don't care.....................When i went in the back to do my CBL and they said career opportunities At Wal-Mart I kind of laughed..............................R U serious?........................ Well after pushing carts for five years they finally through me in the meat department.......................$0.75 cent extra an hour................................ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!Harsh? Yes True? absolutely............I can't see myself there at the age of 26..................You bustin your balls and the managers telling you what to do.........................that's not right nor cool......................and they making 5 times more money than you making.....................and they don't be doing nuttin...............................telling you when to go to lunch...................it's like being a slave...........................................When half them people there can do the job better than what them managers can do........................all they had to do was stick they head in some book for 5 to 6 years and they would of had it........................Masters Degree in Business Managemet..............instead they got a Masters Degree in Zoning (lol) (JOTW) (KiLLA)!!!!!!!!
That just gave me tons of motivation....................saying to myself I can't be like that....................................By no means.......................

Well as I always say..................my blogs end on a positve note...................and this one is no exception.........................
Let's take a minute and talk about Lisndey Monroe.....................I haven't seen anybody hotter than that in Public in about well since I woke up this morning......................................I bet she smells good...............................I would go sit by her to solve this hypothesis but that would be to risky.................................Plus i might just grab her and strat squeezing the snot out of her and that couyld lead to a slap or a eraly 15 minute break.............well in my case eh..............................about 3...........................including the hand washing afterwards......................I'd tell her straight up.................."How bout we make our own picture book analysis...........And our project will definitely not be over due..................it'll actually come early(lol) (JOTWx2) I wrote a poem about her early last week and it would defintiely when the Pultizier Prize for most original poem done at Mott during Children's Literature class in History....................................

as u can see I'm letting out all my thoughts on this blog of mine................because I have no one else to talk to...................Not my father, sister, brother.............a close friend..................not even my dogs................(which our gone!) But the boxer in the paper for $150.00 might be a blessing in diguise..........................Definitely something to look at............................Let me go to the Library go get a book...............come back and work on my paper for at least an hour and a half................I wish it was due Wednesday, since that is my day off from work and four days afterwards......................Gotta find something to do.....................Hopefully Lisdney...............No she's not tehtype of girl I would rush..............I would wait as long as it took (2 months) I would wine and dine her.........................pamper her............................then after at least 4 weeks show me a nipple............... or something..............She's special....................she looks like Katie Couric in a way................................her smile nakes me nervous.......................That's what I'm looking for somebody special...............somebody that I really like...................I can have Jacelyn or Rachel.................................or any other unattractive female that crawls my way....................If I don't like them the same way they like me......................What's the point?

.....................................................................................................................................distaning myself

Well today will be sad blog all over..............................................Katie left the today show it was sad............................I didn't cry but I felt myself emotioning up inside............................Yeah it was pretty bad...............but she's just going around the corner to another network.........................................so it's not that bad..................in my case I wish I had it like that but a lot more distant................................................I just don't feel comfortable anymore, where I use to call the comforts of my own home............................I feel worse when I'm there than when I'm anywhere else...................................And that's pretty bad.....................It's the people that u live with are the ones that are making me mad......................it's bad enough I get grief from others..............but I guess..............................it's all the same....................it's took the joy out of tomorrow's paycheck.................in which I was going shopping for the third time in as many paychecks.................but I don't see that now as an option............................I got a class and a teacher that repulses me.....................I got managers that I can't stand....................as well as some co-workers.............................so where does that leave me............................I thought that I could come home and be consoled and talk about my problems with anybody....................... but.................now I'm keeping all my thoughts 2 myself.....................about romantic interests and, any other problem that I'm having..................it will only make things worse....................What really gets to me is.....................why should I have to talk to and go out with somebody if I'm not physically attracted to them.........................Oh al of a sudden I'm gay becuase I won't ask Rachel out................................Ithose magic three words I'm Not attracted to HEr!!!!!!! I'm intersted in Karissa.....................................I think she's interested in me tooooooo...................If I just find that one clue that would lead to me thinking she's ready to lose the shrimp..........................which she's giving me signals that she is.........................................And I believe some of my flirtatious remarks are making her feel good.......................and so am I............................I finally got it in me..............teh mojo that wasn't there 3 to 4 years ago.......................when I was comatose at teh sight of any object of my affection.........................I really don't like rachel in that kind of way if Rachel was Karissa it would be a no brainer............................But she's not so....................................I'm not going to be forced into anything or anybody that I wanna do..................................They can say what they want.....................My standards and self-esteem is higher than that...............you just don't wanna go with anybody......................I know Rachel is a slut or a nasty girl...............she says it herself................................And why would I be intersted in that as a possible love interest.......................................So I realize now I keep everything to myself......................I'm just tired of my family.................I know that sounds so harsh.................It's like their pressuring me to I don't know fail or lose in a way...............................Mess around with Rachel get a kid and be stuck here..............................exchange my bookbag for a fucking diaper bag and a wic book..............stuck at Wal-Mart.................instead looking foward to buying nice hats on payday for $35.00 you'll be buying a bundle of diapers....................................YOU LOSE!!!! I just hope I get into CMU when I fill out my form in 2 months..........................................And hopefully the letter comes back and says congratulations you've been accepted into CMU. That would be the start of something big..........................hopefully something so big it will allow me to basically get my masters degree in education and business.................and move to a place of my destination. Yeah exchanging books for diapers isn't equilavent....................................................

tired....................hating everything and everybody...going away...............anaylyzing the girl at the desk......

Well what brings me here is another sad sad episoide in the rollercoaster, up and down life of the kid, the myth, the loser...............................that is me.......................I got a little positive today..................my test might be the best one I took yet..............thank to some really small writing and 3 by 5 notecards............................ 2- 3 by 5 notecards I may add.................that really really help me out a lot..............................It will definitely be used on future tests...............My life right now is like a drug....................................when I'm broke I'm angry............when I get more money I'm cool.........................................Because I know it's the main and only stepping stone for me to get out of here...........................that and school................And right now thedecison is a no brainer get the hell out while I can................go to a school...............as far as away u can possibly get......................................escaping the ruckus and putrid air......................that I'm around right now.........................I'm just Tired................................of a lot of things..................if I was in teh same situation Lewonn was.in Master's degree......................in accounting.................I woulda been bounced up out of here..............................the only thing that will hold me back our my little brothers and sisters..........................................I'll miss them too much................it'll kill me..................................I just love them too much...................But as far as everybody else goes ...............theres the phone, mail, and email..................................I'm just tired of the same environment, the same routine...................that's the reason why I'm taking summer classes.....................leaving me 1 class away from escaping this, this, this...................................Hole. As much as I would hate to leave my all my small brothers and sisters............the only thing that brings joy and happiness to my life.............................

I guess I can finish my blog on a positive note......................all my blogs end on a positve note....................Remember............................

Right now I'm going to analyze the girl sitting at the desk...................I know this wrong of me and she'll probably run somewhere crying if she saw this..........................

Okay here we go................She's probably 28 yrs old.....................has a pet fish instead of a dog because she has allergies................goes home reads about a book every two days.............................goes on date twice every calendar year...........................But all in all she's not that bad looking of a girl.................besides those glasses............in which are as almost a sthick as mine...............................Tried to get contacts ................but not happen........... she owns
at least 1 vibrator..................................okay maybe 2..............................probably was a major major nerd in high school.............I couldn't even imagine......................But after saying all that she's not that bad looking of a girl........................I'll date her......................in fact, if I had the power I'll make her my girlfriend...........................................................................so it'll be two miserable people looking and humping each other.................................will have kids............................2 girls, 2 boys .....................2 with glaucoma...................................2 with amblyopia................................and tehy'll get teased highly in school........................just like there parents before them.............................................But at least they'll be way cooler at the time..............................Yeah she is a cute girl in a very sci-fi kind of way........................I bet you she takes good care of herself...............hasn't been knocked around too much.............I say about 2 to 3 partners..............yes this is including her vibrator.........................................(LOL) So I mean if she does get asked out she probably has a confused look on her face...........................the same look she had when she saw the last Stra -Wars movie...............................So harsh So harsh.............yes.................but all in all it's still better than mine...........................................

complete love post.......................................................................two sides to the story I mean blog...........................

Well after all these years of crying and whining and writng it all down in my beloved journals and blogs about how I can't find a girlfriend........................I finally woke up and found out I'm pretty good where I'm at now...............All these years of being shy and so extroverted...................and finaly being able to say what I feel directly on the spot with no strings attached...............To girls..................to anybody...............I don't know what woke me up, but i just figured, hey, their human too and there not intimidating by any means of the imagination. But after hearing all these sob stories my friend and fellow co-worker was talking baout yesterday....and how he felt so miserable...........................I said to myself damn..........................I have it pretty good then...............I'm not broke.................I ddon't have that person following my every move.............so what's the point of having a relationship with somebody..................I'm now just strictly looking for sex............................Seeing people together just makes me indifferent.......when it use to make me jealous...............Now I look at the situation like their teh insecure ones.................their the ones that need that special someone or whtaever the fuck you call it by there side................I'm sorry I can't have anybody breathing down my neck........... all over me in public like that..............to me that's real stupid...............and chatty.................Oh I love u baby Oh this and oh that..................Then Bam! here comes the baby..............then there go your bread......................in which you probably already wasting on that whore you're with anyway................I just couldn't be up on somebody like that.....................Bitch get the fuck off me..........Goto aisle fuev and get the fig newtons and meet me in the electronic department......................I mean if I'm at school and work 4 out of five days out of the week.......that doesn't leave me naytime to play video games or go play hoop..................do you think i'l possibly pass up on that to hang with a bitch...................whose only going to give me staisfaction for about 5 to 10 minutes...............when you can play hoop and video games for hours at a time.............................I'll get way more satisfaction out of that than anything....................rigth now at this moment I'm happy..................Because I got money in the bank, money in my wallet and..................I got poeple around me that really really love me.......................my family......................and nobody absolutely nobody is gonna love me or bring me more happiness than they are..................................If i do meet somebody that'll be great.......................wow! But I want act like it's the best thing in the world and be on her pubic hairs......................if it's not shaven..........24/7..................That's when you lose.............time as well as money......................Don't get me wrong I love girls to death.......but I'm not going to stress myself out abbout it..........like my friends do................that was in the past.........................When I was insecure and my self-esteem was at a all time low......................but now I'm able to see the big picture........................

Cont'd Blog: Karissa, Karissa, Karissa, Karissa.......................Well this is in fact one of the broads that look like girlfriend material.....................It's something about her that puts me in a pleasurable state of mind.............just like Katie Couric..............when you see her you just have to smile and grab a whole of your pants....................form all the excitement and energy that 's there when she enters the room................She's that hott...........................welll I wouldn't necesarily say hott but cute...........but her aura is hott..........................I know I sound like a hypocrite now...........from all that stuff I wrote earlier at the top of my blog.............but some girls............you just kind of wish you had for at least 4 to 6 months................some you just wish you had for 4 to 6 minutes.....in my case 3..............I'm a quicker upper...............But my way progress is being made...................as long as I keep up with my flirtatious remarks and good conversation everythng should me cool..........................But I just wonder what everybody's reaction would be if they saw me and her holding hands?.......................The managers would cut my hours.................my friends would probably be indifferent.........except for Lewonn.............who doesn't think I can land her...............my black female co-workers........would probably turn there noses and say something negative..................customers would look at us with a repulse look on their face..........................That's something I'll let linger for a while I'll kiss her in the aisle way..................kiss her as I'm leaving to go outside and push carts...........may even smack her on the ass...................just to make them even more angry............that's one of my joys, making people angry...................................But I know this is harsh to say.................but I like white females better than my own.......................they just act differently...................they don't act lie the world owes them something......................and their not as more accepting and appreciative as white females are...................And that's why there is a absolutley graet chance that'll I'lll never ever date one..............unless they have a better head on their shoulders..................or n tehir mid to late thirties or fourties........................(Jaqueline call me!)

Having the best week ever!!! For thew second week in a row................using somebody to get some....thing.........still hating other people.......

Well after all the spending and whining and almost crying I did last week...........Now I'm at an all time high.......................thanks to my boy Michael Jones...............finding the resolution to all my problems..................CASH!! yeah $500.00 worth.................which half is deposited in my bank account..................I feel fantastic right about now.......................except for the fact that I have to go to class today............other than that...........................everything couldn't be better..................Even my luck is pretty good with the ladies now.........................after last's week total debacle............and my beloved Lakers losing.....................now I'm just on cloud nine................everything is smooth sailing................It would be even more awesome if this class was in it's final days...................but it's only in it's second.................I have a lot to write about today.....................and.........................I know that I want get into all of it today......well as of right now...............................because................I have a whole lot to write................some good...........some sort of bad............but not bad enough to overshadow all the good that seemed to happen...............................all so suddenly...................I told ya money changes everything...............but I'll write more later.............cuz I know if I start writing............I won't be able to stop..............and that means no class.............................................................................................

Cont'd Blog: well i'm back, despite a three day lay off............I feel pretty good, just got out of class......just ten more meetings to go............that means I get paid three more times before class is out not bad............not bad at all.............yeah that seems to be the only thing I care about these days are chicks, and checks..................I'm in a pretty good fantastic mood, despite the rain outside..............But this has been one of my better weeks, I have in a while, after the debacle last week............getting rejected by a girl whose boyfriend couldn't hold my Wal-Mart badge to me.................When i saw this guy and started to laugh my ass off.............I knew I just knew that it was going to be a fantsatic week.............................Well the week just got a little sweeter.............................More money more money...............money completes me..............I kn0w I sound like a money hungry jerk................but that's not the case really..............It's only the second best thing in the world behind..................chicks, kids, and dogs..................... Yeah well i'm having another great week $200.00 worth extra......................I'm feeling really good..................really really good..................Well what I really wanna talk about before I get out of here is not really up my alley way...............but My horniess is driving me insane............so today or tomorrrow I'm going to call Rachel and ask her out.................this not being the stepping stone for us to be an item..........but the stepping stone of getting my hotdog out of the package.....................yeah using her for any sexula implications she has in mind..........wrong?.....well at least it's not money................sex, sex, sex...............but i just don't want to hurt anybody her, or myself.........but if I do go through with this...........it may backfire...........because I'm still interested in Karissa..................and there is still a chance there and...............Aubrey..............................and(yeah there's more) Krystal...................but that one is a long shot.......since my fellow co-worker and friend is trying to talk to her............and he'sd try to kill me..................if I'd press my luck.......................So I really don't know where that leaves me....................Trying to get some from somebody I''m really not that attracted to..................or should i just hold on and keep my little man in my pants and wait for the special one..............becuase I know if I try anyhting..................news spread so quickly.................I heard you tried to get some from Rachel..........................oops bad idea...................Then if it dopes go that far she'll think more of our relationship than it is................right now it's a platonic one..........and I want to keep it that way.....but with a little something extra......................I don't want to sound cliquish................but I kind of want to hit it and split it...............but that'll make me the bad guy............and my chance with Karissa will be obselete. So When I do or if I do call should I pull the trigger is the main question...........................it may be a pretty good chance...............but I just don't want any hard feelings.

Right now as we speak: Right now I'm on break from a really stupid class, the only reason why I took it was for the Hum, Wac; that's not wrong by any stretch of the imagination.........................but that class sucks...............and hopefully Rachel does..................g2g holla

bank account (obselete)! for the time being..................a new love interest (yeah another)! Children's Literature (what was I thinking)

Well here I am sitting in the computer lab..........when I suppose to be in class..............welll boo hoooo..my friends....That class might just drive me insane; I have to read 4 count them four stupid books......and teh one I dread the most Harry Potter......................oooooooh god.........the only plus in that class is the variety of hott women in there......which make up about........98% of the class...........and about 3 douche bags.........including myself.............Yeah and once gain I'll be the only black person in the class...........you wana know why because.........a lot of black people can't read! me being black myself........but I'm a tremendous reader and I can make that comment because I'm black myself.......well 35% of the time....the other 65% of the time I'm portugese..................What do I do now? I will be attending class on Monday and so on for the rest of the week.................It may be a stretch though......depending on how my work schedule actually works out.....................I don't wanna be stuck here for another 6 months............when I can be done for good in the fall.......................In speaking of falling I just took a look at my bank statement and I felt like pulling my hair out 120.00 left, when just last week this time I had 350.00...eh...No more spending for me until July 18th......why July 18th, that's the day that College Football 07 comes out...........and i will sucker up almost 600.00 to get a brandnew tv and a x-Box 360 along with the game that I've been buying since it's existence on PS2......I'm talking about College Football 2007............I just hate to wait another 4 months for the ps3..............Which is ridiculous.........................I'll pass my 360 on to my little brothers............so theres go their Christmas Gift...................Which come to think of it might be a bad idea, because that'll men I'll have to spend a booku amount of money on Sharae and Fantaysha for Christmas as well.........come to think of it 20.00 a piece sounds fantastic...............I think i'm going to go home and make me a nice Big Triple Hamburger with Bacon and cheese and a Diet Pepsi............But not before i talk about Karissa................oh man oh man............Since I've been 0 for 3 on my last love attempts..........this one might be reachable...................but it may take some time...........................which I have all in the world...............This girl Karissa is breathtakingly hott........Those glasses...........those dresses she wears that sometime show off her pantyline.....yeah I stare that hard...............and her calves................drive me crazy.....I just wana boiled them like Smoke Turkey legs...............................But getting the inside scoop on her situation on Friday........just makes the situation on Saturday.............just makes it al ever so intriguing.................She's a Christian and she doesn't date much..................Wow we're the perfect match.....................asking her for her phone number was a stretch for me that's only the secoond time I've done it....inmy entire life..........and both times we're in April and May respectively..and they both were at wal-Mart.................My confidence has gone through the roof for some odd reason...................Maybe I finally figured out that there is no shame and doing what I'm doing...........it's just strictly fun...................and I'm going to keep on doing it..............Well getting rejected by her didn't put me down at all....It left me feelin......half optimistic and half reluctant...........so what do I do? Well I guess Friendship is the next step and hopefully it develops greatly.........now that i'm officially back on second shift I'll have a great chance...........I mean if she turned down those other guys like that............but my situation I really didn't get turned down It was more like let's be friends first.....with a very flirtatious smile..........................If I actually pull this off and we become let's say a item........within this year.....I would have to call that one of my biggest three accomplishments ever! And that's saying something ................I guess...........Walking around with her through Wal-Mart Holding hands.........well not holding hands.........close enough for people to realize that we're together.................and It'll be great satisfaction knowing that I beat out about three to four guys to get her............Eveyrbody knows I'm the most good looking guy at Wal-Mart.............................by far....................Not to brag...........but when I put on my fitted..............o it's over and get my fade.................it's over.........just like my Lakers..............sonofab*tch..................All i have to say is DamnUKwame Brown...........Damn U! Well I gotta go...............Holllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

finished assignment; still got 53 minutes to spare; always coming through in the clutch; oh and did i mention today was payyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dayyyyy

Well, I didn't expect to gte done so quickly, I wasn't expecting to get done at all, but a little help from the man upstairs, and I'm at it again............assignment done...........me always waiting to the last minute to get something done...........and I always seem to bring out a masterpiece aftewards. I'm still in a little shock that i finally got it done.....I guarantee you there will be folks not done with theit assignments........But for me that's not the case. I really don't have that much to write today............my mind is focus on two tings right now this presentation and my checkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.................Well until next time maybe next monday I'm goooooooooooooooooooone!

project due in 2 days !!!!! Test Tomorrow and.............third shift and...........my boy sealed the deal..........when is going to be my turn?

Right now I'm suppose to be doing something and I'm not doing it.............even though I should be..............uhhhhhhhhh yeah that's a pretty fair assessment..........But I think t's unfair that I have to work by myself..............Why should I have to............when everybody else got partners. i'm going to tell him straight up....Get me a partner...........................Fo Real. I've been in computer lab for about an hour and 40 minutes.............and I ain't accomplished nillllllll. I can't leave this bitch til about 4 o'clock.....math class is pretty much in the bag............as well as Tech if I do a half decent job on this last assignment and wined up with a 2.0 At least...................................................................... Back to school in a week with 2 new classes.........Psychology..............for the third fuckin time and Children's Literature................seven weeks ain't bad..........Then I'm going for another seven weeks 2 more classes.........Leaving me with 1 stanky ass class to taake in the fall.....Which is pretty damn cool! C'mon it's a no brainer 15 weeks or seven weeks.................That'll leave me plenty of time to find another job in the Fall, with me only having to take one more class..........This third shift is a blessing in disguise...............I can name about ten positives................okay 1.You work by yourself
2. Carts? (lol) What Carts 3. Slack off Smack off.........(I don't do shit) 4.Extra Cheddar (1.00) that is! 5.Time Flies 6. No Css or Managers in your face to critcize you........... 7. No lazy ass co-workers to deal with 8. Booty Booty Booty rocking everywhere..............(Some of those chicks you just say to yourself............that's not real........! 9. Three days in a row off..............You don't go back to work til Thursday at ten o'clock (Hello!)...............All the hoop I wanna play, watch all my shows..........go to the mall in the morning or in the afternoon...............10. Last but not least, this is a big one, huge one, Well I/ should say ones Literally(lol) Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber, and her two huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge friends..............Those things were sent from the Wal-Mart Gods......................And put into my area for the sole purpose of observing...................The white shirts she only wears just tops it all off.......in speaking of top off I'll take a dollar pay cut or give my extra dollar to her if she let's me massage them after work.........which will force the janitors to clean up the spill on aisle 15 seconds after every minute (doesn't take me that long). But makes things even crazier her friend.......who I think is her roomate looks better than she does....well her face does............but overall you cannot replace those two attributes.............My only question is are they real? But that only would get me fired..........And that wouldn't be worth it..........I'll probably get a slap in the face...............hopefully by ione of her breast............then It'll be worth it...................I couldn't work around her for more than 20 minutes...........I would look at them once and I'll be lifing boxes with my waist...............I would think of something dirty and x-rated in my very vivid and imaginary mind and it'll lead to me knocking down boxes of the shelf........with my hands close together in front of me................(lol) After that surgery they probably cut her health plan. Those have to be real............The way those things move are suggesting realness.................Well i get to see them first hand on Thursday.......though I wish it was my second hand as well.......but maybe I'm being a little too greedy..................But her friend is cuter and yeah I've took interest already.....................It doesn't take me long..........I'm just as horny as I am trying to find that................I don't wanna say special one.......just sounds to cliche' So i'll just say person............And this might work................I mean, I've caught her looking at me on several occassions.......And I know she can't help it.....I'm mandingo fearless Wal-Mart Warrior..............I'm trying to think of a joke.......wait I got it...................I'll like tp put my boxes on her pallet jack (oooohhhhhhhhhh nice!) But theirs always girls that you look at and ay Oh I wanna f*ck her and then their some you see that oooooooh she's cute.......I bet she'll make a good girlfriend................And I can always tell right away.....................Like Amber......I couldn't see myself in a relationship with her...............but the girl from Lids Mallory (Oh yeah)! Amber's Friend............uh the blonde girl (yeah) Nicole (yeah) This girl sitting next to me (NO!) Tami (the Co-Manager, just an ongoing affair). I don'tknow what turns me on about Tami the Co-Manager...........I guess becuase she's an authority figure and all the power she has........and that she tells me what to do..............I'm getting hott just thinking about it.................well speaking of sex, since this is the main focus right now.............my boy finally sealed the deal this according to him and The Wal-Mart Post.............After four weeks of dating and smoking he finally sealed the deal on Saturday night.............believe him I do..............Something's telling me it was his first......or second....because he made the comment that and I will quote this "it wasn't what I thought it was going to be" Or maybe the slut's hole was so big and worn out it from all the anatomy that's been in there and he couldn't get a feeling............so kind of logic.......................even though I've never been there.............The onlyplace I've been is to Meijers and back home..............Well I mean i could see four months or maybe even two...........but three weeks.......that screams slut to me.........if this was someobdy I really really liked.............I would wait as long as posible to see where her head is at.............If she's ready for me to bone her just after some pancakes and chicken on respective nights............I'm not fucking with it..she better go take a douche and go get tested for the H.I.V. Yeah that's the way I would feel about the whole situation..........The condom broke tooooooooooooooo.......you know those things don't protect you against Std's and he may catch something........if she still sleeping with her baby daddy whose probably sleeping with people.............I use to think Danyelle was hott.......................her body was banging..............to go with a cute face.................but to find out she's a slut, a whore..............and my boy is just as insecure as a ugly ass Fat Girl...............In speaking of fat, he's going to lose a whole lot of weight..............more than what he wanted to if he get the H.I.V from that nasty hoe and I wouldn't be suprised..............If I knew she was still sleeping with the baby daddy............their is absolutely no way that I'm sticking the little penis that I got in her...........I'm not adding no whip cream to her canolie.......even if it was wrap in plastic..............I wouldn't fuck her with Aluminum Foil............Wrap in Brick uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe.................... Out of all this I'm still wondering when will it be my turn...................and when it comes about...........what do I want it to be like.............with somebody special or just some random bitch.....I might pick up in a bar..............do I want her to be young or old(Tami preferably). do I want to wait six months into the realtionship or six minutes after our first date.....................I'm just open to everything and hoefully she is (lol). Until next time Chow