good grade on quiz ,bad grade with the ladies, this just..... in the libarian is hott, and trojan condoms are teasing me, more thoughts to chuck with

Just got out of Sociology class, I think I might have pulled off my best grade on a test in that class, which is basically a D-. That class sucks, it's bad enough the work is boring, but then you blend it in with a bunch of a$$holes who talk out of thier head, and always saying something irrelevant to the class, and throwing in a 90 second life story in as well. It'll get to you. Like it has to me and as soon as that check arrives in the mail, "pens and needles nice to know you goodbye" The chorus from the Incubus album Morning View. In speaking of view, the skirts and halter tops we're out today. Struggling as always with the oppsite sex, it's a joy to look at, but a horror to get any conversation going. I've caught dead in my trap so may times like a deer in headlights, yeah I'm that awful. I don't know why I find this to be so difficult, it's a mystery to me, maybe I should ask for advice, maybe I'll ask mom, I don't like to bother dad because, I more comfortable asking mom those questions, I'm embarassed to say the least, but somethings gotta give. It's either now or it's going to be another spring or summer like the last 4 or 5. but I've grown accustom to it. I think i put off task that I think are hard and just do the easy ones, to cover up what I can't do. That was well said, I think... Well i probably can but, i just feel that it's going to be a rough.... if i had to give myself a grade on how I do with the ladies it's definelty a Incomplete, because I haven't done any work on the paper. this just in... The Librarian is hott, I don't know call me wierd , but I think she is, she has a great sense of humor and she has a smoking body to be 56 years old, her measurements have to be a 32-26-40. Her ass is pretty big, plus she wears glasses and that's hott in itself. I flirt with her sometime, I find it easier to flirt with people years past my age. I know she knows I'm crushing on her, because everyday i come in here she smiles at me, not that have a good day smile, that ooh la la smile(lol). And she always says goodbye when I leave. Maybe I'm being a little to complex, but hey. Well anyway yesterday I was walking home from school and I saw a condom wrapper, okay yeah that's cool, people we're tht horny , they couldn't wait to get in the house. Then a couple of blocks later I saw another wrapper, coincidence? I just brush it off and kept walking, but then I saw another one, the same color wrapper and everything (purple). Maybe it's a sign of something. maybe their teasing me because I'm a virgin and, their probably saying nananananananana you're never going to get none. Or maybe their saying this is the year, that chuck comes out of his shell, well out of his pants for that matter. Well if that comes anytime soon, it sure will lead to a great post on my blog.. Thought to chuck with today is....Lapdances are for people who like to be teased....

Anonymous, Miscellanious, and what the F*ck.

This whole journal is based on events occurring right now, let's see how much I can write, and I will also tally up how much I hera the word "like" with the two white girls that are 3 seats down from me.


Live from the Mott Library, where this place is vactated, except for one black chick doing her
paprer and 2 white girls in the corner, 3 seats from me, they have been in here talking for about 20 minutes and they still haven't used a complete sentence, It' amazing, their not bad looking chicks either, it's too bad they can't hold intellectual conversations, I think the only words that are in their Vocabulary are Oh my God (which i just heard from the girl in the blue, who is way hotter than the girl in the black, I wish she would come over here and Play with my mouse(lol) and I'll double click hers, and maybe we can delete a couple of files from my hard drive...(lol).
White Girls Vocabulary: (Like, Tan, Head, So Mean). but why do they over emphasize the word like. Well so far i've heard the word like 14 times amazing. Well 2 Fat chicks with glasses just came in and sat 3 seats from me as well, how akward is that, The 2 sets of girls couldn't be any different, I haven't heard the word like yet on the fat side, which I probably will, if I here them start talking about pastries, beefcakes and deserts. I'll keep it posted. Right now it's silence, silence, just a bunch of typing. it's now 11:48 and we're up to only 14 "likes" This is going to be tough to fill in a complete blog with so little convo, going on. i'm going to take a copmmercial break, and just right on white girls and their vocab. To me I think at birth they are given a shot of Trivocab, it only gives them a couple of words to choose from, but they only choose 3, and that is chosen by their parents, but their subject to change if they,learn a new word, or have a experience, that they like and keep doing. this is harder than I thought, some wierd folks on this side, well this is boring and no fun G2G `Chuck~ P.S I think thi fat chuck wants to eat me.

Arizona Wildcats f*ck ups, My new love for Michigan state,,thoughts on we had a good season speech, pros and cons of a middle of the road team

Yesterday I was so so so so upset, It's pretty unimaginable, this is the most I've been upset since the AFC divisional playoffs. When the Jets blew a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter to lose to the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime, also blowing to potential game winning field goals, missed by Dan Brien. That game took me some time to get over, I just threw in a porno and drunk some kool-aid and all my worries went away. But this oone I don't know it's going to take a long time, this was a tough pill to swallow. I almost cried yesterday for the first time since I saw my first vagina.(lol)(cmao). It was hairy and puzzling feeling like yesterday. Arizona had a fifteen point lead with 3 minutes to go , 15 point lead..How do you lose it, I think I woulda been able to hold on to a lead of that capacity with 180 seconds to go. Missed free throws turnovers that led to easy baskets, add all those up together, what do you get a loss in overtime by 1 point. And a crowd ful of screaming and rejuvenated people. I had 4 brackets at the start of the tournament and going into yesterday's game I only had 1, the other 3 we're when Wake Forest loss, and another one when Syracuse loss, the other one was when Kansas decided not to show up, but Arizona was the last straw, I tore the bracket and watched Law & Order. I am not watching anymore college Basketball for the rest of the year. No more long columns on what teams need to do to win, and know more predictions outof me, becuase it seems everyweek, I jump on a teams bandwagon, they fell off the next week. It's just tragic, the way we dominated Ilinois, in that hostile enviornment, right in their backyard , just taking it to them, and all of this without their best player Salim stoudamire even being a facctor. Channing frye had a monster game 24 pts, 12 rebounds and 6 Blocks, and so did the playyers like Assan adams ans Mustafaa shakur. But we fell 1 point short, a lot of people think that it wasn't meant and Illinois a team of destiny. I don't see it. but maybe I'm not going to make any predictions to jinx another team, but if I had to choose a team now to win it all, I'm going with Louisville,. That's all I'm saying. any team that can overcome 19 three pointers and a 20 point lead can pretty mucj overcome anything. but i also like Michigan State, speculations that this might be Tom Izzo's last year in the NCAA, making a jump to the pros, which hasn't been a great thing in the past couple of tryouts (John Calipari, Rick Pittino, Tim Flloyd, who all left the NBA for college and failed tremendously. Also the once 32-1 Stanford Basketball Coach Nike Montgomery now is struggling heavily with the Warriors, whoI think will make the playoffs next year, adding baron Davis solidifies their backcourt, if they add a nice post player and a good solid lottery pick in the draft, they'll be right their, hopefully they'll give Mike Montgomery enough time. well back to Michigan State, all these years I've hated MSU, I've rooted against them every year, including this one, but now I'm sort of a fan, (part of the reason, is my sweetheart Laura goes there,) Hopefully they'll play good against Kentucky, but hopefully Kentucky wins, because I still don't like MSU. so ehh their you go. so after all that final four drama, since I only have to pick 2 more Louisville, and how much I hate to type in this other team, Illinois, north carolina is their as well, now we're just waiting for the last piece of the puzzle the winner of MSU/UK, which right now looks like Michigan State, that's even harder to type in than Illinois, I hate Michigan State. This might be a Final Four I'll pass up,just like the one in 2002 when you had a overachieving Indiana team against a dominating Maryland team, who had Steve Blake, Juan Dixon, Chris Wilcox, Lonny Baxter, all nba players. Looks like MSU can punch their tickets to st. Louis not looking good for Kentucky. Well it's pver MSU going to the Final Four who knew? A lot of people had them losing in the first round, not so much. But I blame this all on Syracuse. Why? Because they failed to show up against Vermont, and MSU beat them soundly and that gave them the confidence. But hats off to them they beat two of the top programs in the country Duke and Kentucky respectively. how much ut hurts me to type that, definetly. Well all 4 of my Final Four teams failed to reach the Final four, that's the first time ever that's happen. (I had Arizona, Wake Forest, Syracuse and Uconn in my original bracket. 3 failed to make it into the sweet 16, Arizona lost in the elite 8. I won't make my Final Four picks until Monday or Tuesday, which will probably be irrelevant and go down the drain as my previous picks. Just a terrible, terrible weekend if you're a Wildcat fan (Arizona,Kentucky). But at least I have the two best shows to fall back on Desperate Housewives and the L-Word. then how bout some Law &Order . Mariska Hargitay, Maroska Hargitay. but the woman I feel sorry for now is Ashley Judd, she's probably crying her poor little eys off, Only if I was their sitting next to her , she can cry on my shoulder, hey maybe Kentucky losing is a good thing, but it woulda only been good if I was there. Ashley Judd here, Chuck Jones there. but not so much. What do you tell a team that just lost in that fashion. You had a good season, hold your head high. That's bullshit, you couldn't phase me with that load of crap. Good season, yeah Season Over!! For 6 F*ckin months. You have to start all over again, Preseason, and Non-confernece games on the road 800 mile road trip to play a team like dayton. (eh...) Then you play your conference schedule, then confernce tournamnet, then you wait and wait and see of you get in he tournament. You sit down with your team and watch selection sunday, eyes all on the screen, waitng for your team name to be called, then they finally do and you're excited, you're going crazy, yae yae, all around hugging everybody your team (Farleigh Dickinson) located: god knows where, your team is in your name flashing on that screen next to the number 16 seed, then all hugs stop when you find out your opponent is North Carolina ehhh. Then all of a sudden your Celebrating turns into turmoil. North Carolina, somebody whispers out pouting, but right away the coach brings your confidence back where it was when you find out you made the tournament, yeah everybody lies and says you're happy to be their, but it's not true at all when your team at the Las Vegas Casino, have you guys potentially lose by 30 , but go on to lose by 48, hey I covered the spread and then some. Well unless you're Kansas, which any middle of the road team, will gladly accept to play in the next tournament. Then their is the game itself and yeah you lose by a substantial amount. Then here's the coach, "we we're just happy to be there, and my players had a great season" , tremendous experience for our players, and we played hard out their, despite losing by 45. One and
done, how is that an experience, I can see if it was sex with a fat chick, wait that might go over to the sweet sixteen.(lol) But sh*t you minus well not even unpack. I know if I was a player on a middle of the road team, facing a overpowering team, whose whole starting five our potential lottery picks. And your best player is a walk on bagger at Kessels, who your coach saw throw a loaf of bread in a buggy. and your second best player wasn't even the best player in his own family, that would belong to his sister who was cut from her seventh grade team. I wouldn't even pack a fresh pair of underwear, well unless I'm facing Kansas. We had a good season, but, but what? you loss. Now for the pros of being a middle of the road team. You can be the next cinderella, I don't know about you, but I'd rather be in Cinderella. Well anyway, yeah you can be the next U-W Milwaukuee, everybody will love you, and jump on your bandwagon, yeah the average fan, just heard of them two seconds to go,and there's always a player from the cinderella team that the journalists spotlight on, I mean just these wonderful stories, my son overcame his sister having herpes and tearing her ACL, trying to give her high school teacher a blowjob, to keep up her A in Physical education. Their in the tournament as a #15 seed and they just beat a #2 seed, now all of a sudden theirs a big Billboard locatedd next to the farm where everybody goes and gets their eggs and milk. Farleigh Dickinson upsets Pittsburgh for example). Then the next game they go out and beat, ehh Georgia Tech, now the whole world is jumping on their bandwagon, people are going nuts, even the 12th man is finally getting some play from he ladies. Then as soon as they have a off game and they get killed by 45 you'll hear those same words, we had a good season, but it was a good experience for our players. This is Chuck signing off (A potential Cinderella).

Top 10 40 and over club and reasons why, Top 10 overall hottest chicks and reasons why, hottest chicks under 25, fat chicks, and I thank my staff.

I've decided to dedicate this entire blog entry to the one thing I'm crazy about, the one thing I can't seem to figure out, the one thing that is long overdue . The Ladies! First my top 10 hottest chicks 40 and over.
Starting with number 10.

10. Ellen Degeneres... (the reason why is because is she's funny ass hell and she's one of my idols and just like me she likes chicks).

9. Martha Stewart....(Reason: Any woman that can make things that spectacular with her bare hands without directions is exceptionally gifted. Plus she's a blonde, and blondes are just not that smart, but she's the exception.

8. Meredith Veira (Reason: Don't know)

7. Diane Sawyer (She's blonde, she has great legs and she's the next Barbara Walters. (who you'll find later on my list).

6. Barbara Walters (see told ya) (reason: look at her she's 74 and still that hott, you can tell she takes great care of herself, and you gotta love that, plus she's single.

Now for the Top 5 this was hard I mean seriously I had a lot of trouble with picking these, but here's my list.

Number 5. Teri Hatcher (She's on the hottest show, other than the L-word, she has beautiful dark hair, and check out the layout she has in the March issue of FHM. Plus she's ongle and I heard she hasn't had sex in two years. Boy I might just change my career from a journalist to a plumber so I unclog her drain if you know what I mean.

Number 4. Hillary Clinton ( she's hott, smart and all that power she has. Need I say more and According to Bill Clinton she's single.

Number 3. Mariska Hargitay (the only reason i got into watching Law & Order SVU, gosh she is hott, she's a cop , that's quailifies her for neing on my hott40 and over right there, especially when she's running down criminals with that gun in those tight shirt she be wearing. Amazing stuff.

Number Tied-2 Oprah Winfrey. (she's loaded, not only financially, but look at the bod on Oprah c'mon she's
got it all and she's also very single, well this according to Dr. Phil.

Number Tied-2 Marcia Cross, yeah another desperate housewive, she's tall, smart (has a master degeree in psychology) and she's a red head, and also did you see her in that episode when she went to her husband's hotel and unrobe from that furcoat, thank god for silk.

Now the moment we've all been waiting for, the Number 1 hottest chick 40 and over,the consensus #1. My girl, the reason I wake up in the morning, the reason I rise on my levis about five times, in one sitting. Drumroll please..............................Katie Couric. To me she's just one step ahead of the rest, she's stylish, smart, sarcastic, mean and did I mention those short skirts and sexy glasses(oh oh the glasses, that's what won me over. Plus she's single, and she's the rason I'm a virgin, because I'm holding onto it for her to take, this is the first time I have told anybody this, but yes it's true. that's the reason, why I'm saving up all my money (well as soon as I get a job) to visit the today show this summer, and hopefully, we make eye contact, that should be easy with my lazyeye, and she takes me all of me.

Here are Other 40 and over notables that almost made my list, but probably will have a chance next year
(Glenn Close, Pat Summit (University of Tenessee womens Coach) Linda Cohn, Chris Mckendry (both of espn). Jennifer Granholm (governor of Michigan) Reba Mcintyre,Heather Locklear Meg Ryan,Faith hill, Barbara Streisand, Campbell Brown, The local maillady (boy she looks hott, especially when my dog kaylop is chasing her down the street. Diane Keaton, Robin (from the Howard stern show) Marai shriver, Felicity Huffman, My liile ister's 4th grade teacher Mrs. Wilderman, Mrs Fox (my economics teacher in tenth grade) and last but not least
Mrs. Butterworths.

Now the Top 10 overall hottest chicks:
10. Jaclyn smith (reason why she's number 10 and not higher because c'mon she sells her brand to Kmart)

9. Renee Zelwegger (when she has to put on weight for those Bridget Jones movies, did you see the size of her ass)

8. Marcia Cross (hott,tall, smart redhead)

7. Jessica simpson (she would be higher but she's married to Nick lachey, and that just does it for me.

6. Oprah Winfrey. (money to go with that T&A)

5. Mariska Hargitay (Female Detective, please come and do a search warrant on me.)

4. Catherine-Zeta Jones (doesnt make anysense to be that perfect, her only flaw is that she's married to that old hag Michael Douglas)

3. Sandra Bullock (no reason) and eva Mendes (Check out her GQ as from way back when..

2. Jeniffer Aniston (hott, and hopefully she'll divorced, the only reason I watched friends)

1. Katie Couric (yeah okay you can say I'm obsess but it's always about the mornings for me. Oh and scarlett johanssen, oh my god talented, beautiful and her voice gets me aroused. Halle Berry Hale Berry to so yeah. 3 number 1's

Top 10 under 25: No mine isn't that cheesy ass Teen People, this is the real deal, plus mine is all female well except one. (with that one being me)


10. Mischa Barton (The O.C sucks)
9. Kristen Dunst (Great in bring it on)
8. Lindsay Lohan (woulda been higher , but she was banging that guy from taht 70s show ehhh....
7. Suchin Pak (Take a dip in that Soy Sauce)
6. Kate boswortht (just hott, plus she's was dating my boy Orlando Bloom)
5. Amy Lee (from Evanescence) talented music wise and any chick who ca play guitar is hott.
4. The Bush Twins (the only reason why I voted for Bush,oh and his wife too.)
3. Kim clijsters (tennis phenom, and boy she knows how to use that racket
2. Scarlett Johannsen (the most talented actress in the business today, and she ain't bad to look at eiither.

And another drumroll please (stole this from my neighbor....., c'monthis things gotta work drumroll please....sh*t, drumroll please, okay now I'm mad, alright here we go Drumrollplease......
And the hottest star under 25 is.....okay stop with the druumroll, the hottest star is Me, I'm the hottest star, I have it all the looks, the genius personality, the body, and the sexy lazyeye, I got one to prove it. But only if I had the money eh.... So yeah their you have it numero Uno is CHUCKO......

Now this next list might take up some room This is my hottest fat chick list..(anything goes with this list)
This is my 160 and over club, please no civil suits..

10. Star Jones (when you're legally blind like me she isn't that bad loking when i take my bifocals off).
9. Bette Midler (that hero song makes me cry)
8. Ricki Lake (she didn't have a lake back their more like the pacific ocean, but i love it)
7. Shelley Smith (chick knows her sports)
6. Kristie Alley (Fat actress is a great show, well so far)
5. Reese witherspoon (Hott, especially when pregnant)
4.Pam Grier (bonus points for being on the L-Word and she just looks better now, than when she was Foxxy brown). I think that's it I think these chicks are so fatt they probably ate the klat three remaining spots on my list shame on you KRISTIE ALLEY!


Well before I go i promised my staff, that I would thank them at the conclusion of my Top 10 lists, because without those guys these list would not have been possible, they spent hours and hours drinking flat faygo Root beer and putting these together, they wouldn't be posted for the greatest people in the world to observe (anybody who visits my website is the greatest person in the world, yes including you Ricky Martin. If it wasn't for those great, smart intellectual, hardworking people, these list are based on appearances, brains, who their sleeping with, who their not sleeping with (including Ricky Martin), how much publicity they get, and the size of their ears, and who eats at Taco bell and wears Halter Tops ( yes that does include Ricky Martin, okay you to kristie alley she wants the 12 Chalupas and Fat Free water to go.....

Okay here are the folks who put thislist together.

Editor-in-chief: Chuck Jones
Senior Writer: Chuck Jones
Staff Editor: Chuck Jones
Advertising: Guru: Chuck Jones
Assitant Senior Writer: Chuck Jones
Assistant to the Assistant senior Writer: Chuck Jones
Post Executive: Chuck Jones
Illustration Manager: Chuck Jones
Assistant Editor: Chuck Jones
Editorial Director: Chuck Jones
Assistant to the Assitant to the Assitant: Chuck Jones
Briilliant brain behind everything: Chuck Jones
Hott Guy that gives everybody low self-esteem: Chuck Jones
The Hott Guy that even makes the straightest guy turn heads: Chuck Jones
The hott guy that got 3 egg rolls in his bag instead of two: Chuck Jones
The Hott guy that will take not only your daughter and mother, and your grandma to: Chuck Jones
The Hott guy that brought the whole staff Flat faygo, why he company's wine: Chuck Jones
The hott guy that forgot to pay the elderly stripper for the lapdance and is now being chase out of the Senior citizens Strip bar by 3 bouncers: Chuck Jones
The hott guy that just got arrested for doing 65.11111111111111010101 in a 65mile speed zone: Chuck Jones
The Loser guy that just got married to his cellmate at the tacobell down the street, and had 4 MexiMelts on topof each other as their wedding cake, and who will spend his Honeymoon behind the Cash Register at Chi Chi's: Ricky Martin. This is Chuck signing off.....

chuck is the most underrated person ever

Individual Studies my ass, The Misonception of Chuck and more thoughts to chuck with......

So yeah, I went to the Class the Individual Studies class, and there we're like I'd say 12 people in there, Ofcourse being the Little P*ssy I am I bagged back and went the other way, but I'm going to go at about 2:15. I already got the lie in place. I didn't think nobody was going to be in there, but it was a couple of hotties in there, this one chick looked like Scarlett Johanssen (oooh nice) Then i saw this one fat chick who looked like she ate every individual and their studies in that class, Then I saw this other chick she wasn't so hott she looked like Sinead O'connor (eh...) in her prime. But I will go back I promised to myself. Well so much for the english book, they wouldn't take it back Sonsofb*tches. But it is pretty jacked up and I can see why. But I'll give to a hott chick whose looking to purchase one for the simple cost of a Bl*w Job.(lol) or that new sandwhich at Burger King the Tendy Crisp Chicken Cheddar ranch, which looks pretty good, the girls swinging the teeder totter pretty much sold me though, and that song should win a grammy, it's that awesome, it's good to see Hootie try to make a comeback. But whatever happen to his partner (eh...) Now for the whole purpose of this post is the misconception of me. I here this almost everyday Chuck, why don't you have a girlfriend, chuck why don't you have any friends, Chuck why are you so hottt. And the only answer I can give is I don't know. I think is a combination of many things. Being shy, being judgemental, Self Centered, and the Lazy Eye. So all 4 of those will give you the reason. Since their is only 4 of them it averages out evenly 25,25,25, and 25. Which adds up to 100%. But my brain is divided up into 3 parts . Electronic Devices (tv, video games, computer, etc.) 25% Animals 15% Girls 40% and then sports, which is teh last 20%. A lot of people don't think I'm that interested in girls, but I'm just as horny as the next guy. Just because I don't show it, doesn't mean it's not there. Because their other things in life to that excite me like The Today Show with Katie couric, oooh her voice gets me aroused. Which is something I'm going to talk to my urologist about. And animals I love animals they just make me smile and so do kids, I think Kids are the most fascinating people on earth, you can learn a lot from kids. Some people are mjust ignorant and stupid enough, to think I'm gay. I'm not Gay. I just have trouble meeting people. Just because I like to shop and watch Chick shows doesn't mean a thing. Yeah I am 20 years young and I've never been kissed, but it's just not that easy for me as it is other guys to go up to the ladies and spit my mad game or whatever the hell you wanna call it. I'm afraid to walk in the classroom full of people, that's why I make sure I get to class 20 minutes early everyday. I suffer from Anxiety, but people don't know that. They just assume that I'm crazy, You know when you assume you make an ass out of u and me. I am crazy, but in a good way I can control my craziness unlike my idol Billy Joe. Also when people treat you like crap for four years (highschool). you're going to be reluctant to make friends, you don't want to trust anybody anymore. The whole girl thing started when I was in ninth grade, i had a crush on this girl and she humiliated me, I want get intoi details but yeah, everysince then I've been traumatized. But It's improving everyday. I still look at girls and do a double or triple look if their super hott. But nothing verbal. The other misconception of me is that people think I'm a freak, I know they do, I see the what goes on, I can't help it my left eye is straight and my right eye looks like it's sleeping. I think that's the most painful one, that's how other misconceptions get started. What makes it even worse I can't control it. Now on a lighter note before I get the hell out of here. Here's the thought to Chuck with. You are your own Best Friend F*ck everybody else and their moms too.... ~Chuck~

error on math quizzes, march madness is upon us, and thoughts to chuck with

Just got out of math class, and i got my test back, i got 10 out of 15 right, 66% percent, which ain't bad. I thought i was going to get worse, but I think he made a mistake, I think he meant for it to be 5 right out of 15, which would have gave me a 33%, but he just reversed the whole thing. I'm happy with the score though, that should guarantee a passing grade in his class, along with English, Sociology................. not so much I have a couple of days to think of a project to work on, or else, I have a couple of good ideas, but I don't think nobody wants to work with me. So their goes that plan, i'll just wait until I here a great plan by somebody that looks smart, and raise my and join their group. Seems to be the right thing to do. Tommorow is the day though it's Debate day in Sociology class and we all have to pitch in and say something that is relevant to where we stand on affirmative action. WhichI could care less about. My group looks like a bunch of lost causes. They probably can't even spell Affirmative Action. I just have to make sure I'm dress nice tommorrow. We may earn Style Points. my puppies are now 4 weeks old and almost ready to be sold. I was contemplating on keeeping one out of the litter, but the money is to tempting to pass up. I need some bad, almost worse than I need, well, finally, the best time of the year is here. March Madness. By far the best sports spectacle their is. Forget the World Series, Super Bowl, College Bowl Season, NBa Finals (which has sucked the last couple of years). Stanley Cup, is not even close. It's the NCAA basketball Tournament. You got to love it, The cinderella teams, the upsets, the buzzer beaters, the marching band, the cheerleaders, and most important the devoted fans, who spectate and root and cheer for their favorite team, and boo and say hateful things, (hateful but fun) to the opposing teams. That's what it's bout . With March Madness anything can happen. a 15 seed beating a 2 seed, a 16 seed beating a 1 seed (probably never ever gonna happen). but it just might in the tournament. Let the festivities begin!. Alright now that I've sold the idea to ya. Let Me Give you my picks. Okay Sunday night I watched Bracketology on ESPN, and watched Digger Phelps, Jay Bilas, Dick Vitale, Andy Katz pick their team that they think is going to win it all. Vitale pick N.Carolina, Bilas picked Illinois. Katz, picked Wake and Phelps also picked Wake. Me I think people are giving N.Carolina a little to much credit, I don't think their that good of a basketball team from what i've seen the last couple of games they've played. they struggled against a soft clemson team, who didn't even make it to the tournament, they we're getting crushed last weekend in Durham, until they made a push at the end. They lost in the semifinal of the ACC tournament to Georgia Tech. I just don't see that team right now winning six games in a row, in a very tough region, with the likes of Kansas, Uconn, Florida, Villanova, those teams are going to give Carolina a dogfight, and if their not careful, their going to get kicked in the mouth. And their goign to look right up at that scoreboard with them on the losing end and that clock showing triple zeros. Okay enough hating on North Carolina, here are my picks for the Final Four. Okay first in the Chicago region, in which everybody has Illinois just cruising all the way to St. Louis. In thewords of Lee Corso Not So Fast My friend. Theirs a couple of teams in their bracket that tey may run into on teh freeway, Arizona and Oklahoma State that are going to give Illinois some trouble. First OSU. big 12 tourney champions, Went to the Final Four last year, so theirs the experience factor, and they have a great leader and explosive point guard in John Lucas, along with the Graham boys (Josh & Joey). Also swingman Bobbit. Then theirs Arizona, this team reminds me of UConn from last year, we all no what they did in the tournament last year, they won it all. With Salim Stoudamire doing damge on the outside and Channng Frye doing work on the inside, to go along with swingman Mustaffaa Shakur and the other talent group of players, I believe this team can win the entire tournament. If they stay commited to one thing, and this is crucial, playing defense. If they do that, and i think they will, they'll win the Chicago Region. Okay Next up the Albuquerque Region, To me this region is a toss up I think anybody can win this region, It's not loaded with great teams, but a abundance of good teams. But it make sthe level of competiton better, and that's what the fan wants, So here's the rundown Washington holds the 1 seed, which shocked everybody, including me on slection sunday. You got Wake at number 2 , who in my opinion is the class of this region, and my pick to win it. I mean when you got Chris Paul the quote on quote "Best Player in the country" It just puts this team over evrybody else in this Region. So theirs my pick. Wake Forest. Now to the most Deepest Region, the Syracuse Region, this region is loaded from top to bottom, starting with the #1 seed UNC, then you got Uconn, Kansas, Florida. Seeded respectively. This is what I was saying earlier about UNC, I just don't think they can run off six games in a row in this loaded and talented region. Their capable of it if they play up to their ability, but not the way they have been playing as of late. now who do I think is going to win this region, I really don't know, but my heart is leaning toward Kansas, I know they've been struggling to, but I think once they get their leader Keith Langford back, which they should soon, and with Wayne Simien in the middle, and if they shoot the ball well, and that's a big if,if they do that, they should be cutting down the nets in Syracuse on their way to the Final Four. Last but not least the Austin region, which is sort of similar to the Syracuse Region, it's loaded with pretty good teams like Duke, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Syracuse, which are seeded 1-4 respectively. Then theirs also a couple of teams that make cinderella type noise in the tourney, teams like Old Dominion, Utah. but my sleeper team is Mississippi State, they got a lot of their starting team back from last year's tournament, in which they made it all the way to the Sweet 16 before losing to N.C State. sleeper team doesn't necessarily mean they'll win the region, they'll make some noise until they run into a more overpowering team. But whoever wins this region, will be the team seeded 1-4. The teams I named earlier (OU, Duke, Syracuse, Kentucky). And out of that bunch I'm picking Syracuse, I just like the style of basketball they play on both ends on the floor on offense they play from the outside in with Hakim Warrick who is arguably the best player in the tourney and Gerry Mcnamara shooting light out from the outside, plus they got the experienced. Winnng the National Championship, just 2 years ago. If these 2 guys play well particulary on the offensive side of the ball, because that 2-3 zone defense is smothering, I think they'll win. But don't count out J.J Reddick,Daniel Ewing, Coach K and the Dukies. They have a chance pending if Sean dockery comes back from injury. Also keep an eye out for the Utes of Utah and the future #1 pick Andrew Bogut. The guys a monster, they can also make some noise, if they keep feeding this guy the ball. But I just like Syracuse to come out of this region. Their defense and experience alone won me over. Now the Final Four is set Arizona, Wakeforest, Kansas, Syracuse. The First National semifinal game Arizona vs. Wake. the battle of the Point Guards Paul v. Stoudamire. This was probably the hardest choice I had to make in my bracket, but I picked Wake Forest, because I just feel it's their time and Chris Paul and the Deacons are coming into this tournament with a chip on their shoulder, for getting shafted out of a #1 seed. Especially Chris Paul he was suspended for a low blow on Chris Hodge for 1 game of the acc tournament , a game which they needed him because they loss. I think he'll come out with a vengeance and just straight take over and his team will feed off him, and that can be scary. But don't count out Arizona and Salim Stoudamire he can get hott at any point, and start shooting the light out, plus this team has a inside game with Channing Frye and a abundance of athletes. So it won't be easy. But I like Wake Forest, even though their awful on defense, if they attempt to play some D they'll be fine, but if they don't uh-oh. I could see my bracket going down the drain. But I still like Wake by 6. Now the other National semifinal game Kansas vs. Syracuse. This is the rematch of the champiomship game 2 years ago, but theirs no Kirk Hinrich no Nick Collison, and no Mr. Anthony. All 3 of those guys we're lottery picks. So it's basically a whole new ballgame. This decison was fairly easy Im picking Syracuse. The reason is Kansas relies on Wayne Simien's inside game and Keith Langford pentetrating ability and Aaron Miles slashing to the basket. that plays right into the hand of Syracuse who play a smothering 2-3 zone, which forces you to shoot the ball, and that's been Kansas achillies hill all year these guys cannot shoot the rock. Gidden is their best outside shooter, but he's too inconsistent for me. I think Kansas has to comeup with another gameplan to use Aaron Miles & Keith Langord effectively. I think wayne Simien would eventually get his. But forthem to win other guys are going to have to step up and make some jump shots. If they don't shoot the ball well and get to the foul line. It's going to be a long game for the Jayhawks, this could be a blowout. But Syracuse has to hold their end of the bargain also, Hakim has to have Solid Numbers as well as Edin and their leader and point guard Gerry Mcnamara has to outplay AAron Miles. Which I think he will. Syracuse wins by double digits. Now the Grand Finale April, 4 ,2005 National championship, also my mom's birthday ironically. Wake Forest vs. Syracuse. I think this will be a great championship game, i think it has potential to go down to the wire. Both teams are pretty evenly match. Imagine if Chris Bosh returned for his sophomore year instead of going pro. It would be no question who would win the Championship. I think that team with the 1 and 2 punch of Chris Paul and Chris Bosh would have been the first undefeated team since 1970 Indiana. They would have gave Unc and Illinois nightmares. But back to reality an now, I still think Wake will win National Championship, I just feel their hungry and motivated enough to get this done, Chris Paul will have a monster game and be named most outstanding player of the tournament. I put a lot of thought into it , and I just see this happening. Syracuse will play well but Chris Paul will just take the game over with his scoring or his passing ability. I think he'll be able to penetrate through their zone defense and cause problems for the Orangemen. Chris Paul scores 24 points and dishes 9 assists in a 86-78 victory. Go Deacons!

lazyeye,okay more thoughts to chuck with, and promise no sports.

If i can't talk about sports, what else and i'm going to talk about, how bout girls, It's just the 2nd best thing in the world behind sports, then theirs video games preferably sports, but with girls, I just suck,I have never ever seen anybody as pothetic as me, I don't think my personality is the problem or my consious, it's my lazyeye, oh yes, my lazyeye. It brings on unwanted attention, and I don't know what to do about it. Whenever I start liking someone, I start to doubt myself, not on what they think of me, but what they think of the lazyeye. Which is now permanently lazy. Doc gave me a late Christmas present, here Chuck how bout amblyopia, sure Doc. For those of you who are not opthamoogist and for those of you who actually care amblyopia is blindness of a otherwise normal eye. The only person knows is me and my doc. It would be cool if Melissa came up to me and says Chuck your Lazyeye is Sexy and she licks it with her tongue. That alone will change my whole attitude on how I feel about it. But it stills remains a problem that I don't know how to deal with. Melissa is a girl in my Sociology class my boring ass, Obnoxious Sociology class, filled with really chatty and obnoxious people, you're in for it. But Melissa is great though, She looks like Katie Couric, and that alone made me attracted to her, plus she's smart, and that's a rarity. Good looking girl and smart. I've seen girls that are really good looking walking in the halls with their cell phone and they can't even complete a sentence it's always Like, Oh my God, and Whatever. The 3 magic words. My 3 words that always seem to come up I'm alone again. (cmao). Well thank god for sports.