project due in 2 days !!!!! Test Tomorrow and.............third shift and...........my boy sealed the deal..........when is going to be my turn?

Right now I'm suppose to be doing something and I'm not doing it.............even though I should be..............uhhhhhhhhh yeah that's a pretty fair assessment..........But I think t's unfair that I have to work by myself..............Why should I have to............when everybody else got partners. i'm going to tell him straight up....Get me a partner...........................Fo Real. I've been in computer lab for about an hour and 40 minutes.............and I ain't accomplished nillllllll. I can't leave this bitch til about 4 o'clock.....math class is pretty much in the bag............as well as Tech if I do a half decent job on this last assignment and wined up with a 2.0 At least...................................................................... Back to school in a week with 2 new classes.........Psychology..............for the third fuckin time and Children's Literature................seven weeks ain't bad..........Then I'm going for another seven weeks 2 more classes.........Leaving me with 1 stanky ass class to taake in the fall.....Which is pretty damn cool! C'mon it's a no brainer 15 weeks or seven weeks.................That'll leave me plenty of time to find another job in the Fall, with me only having to take one more class..........This third shift is a blessing in disguise...............I can name about ten positives................okay 1.You work by yourself
2. Carts? (lol) What Carts 3. Slack off Smack off.........(I don't do shit) 4.Extra Cheddar (1.00) that is! 5.Time Flies 6. No Css or Managers in your face to critcize you........... 7. No lazy ass co-workers to deal with 8. Booty Booty Booty rocking everywhere..............(Some of those chicks you just say to yourself............that's not real........! 9. Three days in a row off..............You don't go back to work til Thursday at ten o'clock (Hello!)...............All the hoop I wanna play, watch all my shows..........go to the mall in the morning or in the afternoon...............10. Last but not least, this is a big one, huge one, Well I/ should say ones Literally(lol) Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber, Amber, and her two huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge friends..............Those things were sent from the Wal-Mart Gods......................And put into my area for the sole purpose of observing...................The white shirts she only wears just tops it all off.......in speaking of top off I'll take a dollar pay cut or give my extra dollar to her if she let's me massage them after work.........which will force the janitors to clean up the spill on aisle 15 seconds after every minute (doesn't take me that long). But makes things even crazier her friend.......who I think is her roomate looks better than she does....well her face does............but overall you cannot replace those two attributes.............My only question is are they real? But that only would get me fired..........And that wouldn't be worth it..........I'll probably get a slap in the face...............hopefully by ione of her breast............then It'll be worth it...................I couldn't work around her for more than 20 minutes...........I would look at them once and I'll be lifing boxes with my waist...............I would think of something dirty and x-rated in my very vivid and imaginary mind and it'll lead to me knocking down boxes of the shelf........with my hands close together in front of me................(lol) After that surgery they probably cut her health plan. Those have to be real............The way those things move are suggesting realness.................Well i get to see them first hand on Thursday.......though I wish it was my second hand as well.......but maybe I'm being a little too greedy..................But her friend is cuter and yeah I've took interest already.....................It doesn't take me long..........I'm just as horny as I am trying to find that................I don't wanna say special one.......just sounds to cliche' So i'll just say person............And this might work................I mean, I've caught her looking at me on several occassions.......And I know she can't help it.....I'm mandingo fearless Wal-Mart Warrior..............I'm trying to think of a joke.......wait I got it...................I'll like tp put my boxes on her pallet jack (oooohhhhhhhhhh nice!) But theirs always girls that you look at and ay Oh I wanna f*ck her and then their some you see that oooooooh she's cute.......I bet she'll make a good girlfriend................And I can always tell right away.....................Like Amber......I couldn't see myself in a relationship with her...............but the girl from Lids Mallory (Oh yeah)! Amber's Friend............uh the blonde girl (yeah) Nicole (yeah) This girl sitting next to me (NO!) Tami (the Co-Manager, just an ongoing affair). I don'tknow what turns me on about Tami the Co-Manager...........I guess becuase she's an authority figure and all the power she has........and that she tells me what to do..............I'm getting hott just thinking about it.................well speaking of sex, since this is the main focus right now.............my boy finally sealed the deal this according to him and The Wal-Mart Post.............After four weeks of dating and smoking he finally sealed the deal on Saturday night.............believe him I do..............Something's telling me it was his first......or second....because he made the comment that and I will quote this "it wasn't what I thought it was going to be" Or maybe the slut's hole was so big and worn out it from all the anatomy that's been in there and he couldn't get a feeling............so kind of logic.......................even though I've never been there.............The onlyplace I've been is to Meijers and back home..............Well I mean i could see four months or maybe even two...........but three weeks.......that screams slut to me.........if this was someobdy I really really liked.............I would wait as long as posible to see where her head is at.............If she's ready for me to bone her just after some pancakes and chicken on respective nights............I'm not fucking with it..she better go take a douche and go get tested for the H.I.V. Yeah that's the way I would feel about the whole situation..........The condom broke tooooooooooooooo.......you know those things don't protect you against Std's and he may catch something........if she still sleeping with her baby daddy whose probably sleeping with people.............I use to think Danyelle was hott.......................her body was banging..............to go with a cute face.................but to find out she's a slut, a whore..............and my boy is just as insecure as a ugly ass Fat Girl...............In speaking of fat, he's going to lose a whole lot of weight..............more than what he wanted to if he get the H.I.V from that nasty hoe and I wouldn't be suprised..............If I knew she was still sleeping with the baby daddy............their is absolutely no way that I'm sticking the little penis that I got in her...........I'm not adding no whip cream to her canolie.......even if it was wrap in plastic..............I wouldn't fuck her with Aluminum Foil............Wrap in Brick uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe.................... Out of all this I'm still wondering when will it be my turn...................and when it comes about...........what do I want it to be like.............with somebody special or just some random bitch.....I might pick up in a bar..............do I want her to be young or old(Tami preferably). do I want to wait six months into the realtionship or six minutes after our first date.....................I'm just open to everything and hoefully she is (lol). Until next time Chow