Chuck proves his genius.................with anyalsis breakdown, still searching for lady love....
Yesterday I was angry, mad, upset, just plain miserable. It was raining out and it definitely fit the mood I was in, but Today is a whole new day, I was on my way home from English class, just finished off the last paper, I was sort of in a medium mood, I screamed at the top of my lungs WHERE'S THE DISK!!!!! And after a couple of more steps, it hit me, Buy another math book on my Financial Aid for my spring classes, since I don't have any books to buy for the spring classes. I ran back screaming Chuck's a genius Chuck's a genius Chuck's a genius, I admit it sounded and looked good on paper, I was a little optimistic about the whole thing I thought it was gonna backfire bigtime, I though they we're going to ask for my schedule and it was going to pop into the computer and they would say "you don't have this class for this semester" And that would have been disaster, especially in front of all those people. That's what made me even more scared, waiting in a line with at least 67 people, this not including the asians(lol). My stomach was turning, my head was beginning to hurt, especially when I got up there and the spotlight wa son me. Then they couldn't find me in the computer, at this point I was prepared to throw in the towel, but I just went with it. and all good. Now I got two books, the one I was using I put the disk inside that one and just kept the new one, for the test tomorrow. So I ran back to the buyback section of the store, where I was as equally nervous, but when she handed me that slip that read $37.75, I couldn't been more ecstatic, I shot out of there, with my head high, even though it did take almost 3 hours to complete, but I look at like getting paid $12.50 per hour. Plus a Quarter for overtime. Last week I was contemplating rather or not I should turn my book in early, but look at me now I turned in the book anyway and still have a math
book to use for the test. Just a stroke of Genius. Only thing wrong with that though is what the hell am I going to do with this Math Book after tomorrow? Well everybody's needs a little math every once in a while so I'll keep it for reference. Or I might just pull another fast one...
But one department my stroke of genius hasn't worked is with the ladies, oh it's killling me, you can say I've given up but it's hard work, first of all I don't now what I want, do I want a woman my age or do I want one older enough to be my grandma. My technique is all wrong, instead of sitting in back of the room all by nyself, making fun of people, I should go sit next to a girl that I find attractive, and that could lead to great & akward conversation, friendship and hopefully some hands in pants making out in her car or in the classroom, doesn't matter. The only thing holding me back from all this is my eyes, Damn ! Damn! Damn! How can I get to know people if I can't even look them in the eyes and have a decent conversation when one eye is staring into her eyes and the other one is staring outside of the f*ckin classroom. It's unbearable and I wish my stroke of genius will help me with this one............

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