Tar Heels Nat'l champs (tourney recap) my new product Febretoids and reasons to buy it.The most beautiful girl I've ever seen and the anaylsis,friends

Yesterday marked the end of a great tournament, Which leftNorth Carolina standing tall and cutting down the nets, which I predicted right, even though it was the 2nd time around. My first choice was Wake forest, who beat UNC pretty bad this year. But it's not about how you play in February, it's how you play in March. Just ask West Virginia, who beat Wake Forest in the second round, by far they we're the suprise of the tournament, to make it even more crazy, this team was on the bubble heading into selection sunday, and they we're just a couple of more threes away from a Final Four, to represent the Big East in the Final Four, which had just an awful tournament, when you look at teams like Syracuse, Uconn (the last 2 national champions, prior to last night). and also Boston College, none of those teams made it past the sweet 16 and 2 of them lost in the 1st round (B.C and Vermont). So an egg in the face for the Big East. The most disapointing team was obviously Syracuse, who I had going to the Final Four out of the Austin Region, losing to vermont in the 1st round, who saw that coming? Probably nobody, I don't even think Vermont thought they we're going to win. But hats off to those kids though. They played better than Syracuse for the entire game. My bracket was a f*ck up right after the 1st set of 1st round games we're played Alabama, Mississippi State decided not to play and just looked like a bunch of scrubs, this was by far the worst my bracket has been in years, with so many upsets, down to the wire games and top tenure teams struggling and not playing up to their ability, you know it was bound to happen. Next year when I fill out my bracket, I'll be more careful and do tons of research, before I even put a pen or pencil to it. In speaking of research, i have two research papers due in about 3 weeks and I haven't started on either one. (just wanted to get that in). Back to the NCaa tourney, overall I thought the tournamentwas pretty good, everybody got the matchup they wanted to see and overall the better team won, well not better team, I would say the most talented team won. Just like last year when Uconn won, everybody knew they we're the best team in the country and they were the overall favorites to win it all and they did. But sometimes it doesn't go that way in years past you had a team that all of sudden got hot around tournamnet time and just played over their heads, like that 2003 Syracuse team, who just dominated their opponents, and that 2002 Indiana team, that got all the way to the championship game and lost to maryland. Nobody expected that, except a Syracuse or a Indiana fan. That's what makes the NCAA tournament the best sports spectacle on the planet. Just the whole atmosphere is centillating and amazing, Big power schools versus the Little middle of the road teams. You get the best teams playing against each other, your perennial cinderella, they fight and scrap, just for one thing to be called National Champions, and not to mention that bling that they get. Where else can you get that,nowhere not even in College football, where they can't even get the best 2 teams in the country to play for the National Title (just ask Oklahoma, who have been in the last 2 and got killed each time. NCAA tourney comittee hats off to you people. Another great season, hopefully followed by more great seasons to come. Move over Axe effect, because I've discovered the new evolution of body sprays, I call it febretoids (A mixture of febreeze and altoid mints). And it works, because before I put this experiment in effect, I was the average axe effect user, and the ladies didn't notice me at all like it was adverised in the commercial. But now with my new invention febretoids, 'I'm getting stared downs from the ladies and they all are using their noses like their smelling a fresh if bresh air with something a little extra and a little bit more centillaTING. It's amazing,how great it is,. And I suggest everybody to give it a world, but you have to use it with percision and as followed,. Spray Febreeze 6- 3/4 quarter inches away from your body, and do a head nod and a shake. Then after 3 minutes carefully slip an altoid cinnamon flavor gum in your mouth slowly. Then chew it 36 times on the left side of your mouth, then switch it and chew it on your right side 36 more times and after that, put it in the middle of your mouth an flip it 28 times, and make sure you breathe out your nose and mouth each time you chew, for the smell of the gum can get on your clothes. And in about 40 minutes, you'll have the ladies howling. If this doesn't work, you must be one UGLY motherF*cker or Karomo from Real World. But their are side affects to this product if you overuse it you can catch Hepatitis B, you can become addicted to Dance 360 , this from doing the head nod and shake the wrong way, you can also catch theLimp36 disease, every 36 step, you will walk with an amazing limp, I mean you'll be so far off teh ground, you'll be able to taste clouds, Seriously! I've been thinking about putting this product on the market, But the side effects are deadly, especially the dance dance 360 one, (oooh dreadful). so the product needs some work, but you never know, I may have some student loans to pay back, and it may just be in the health and beauty aids section at your local grocery store. (excludes Kroger stores) (bunch of B*tches). I guess this where I'm suppose to put the tagline in for my product. Well here are some of my ideas. 1.Buy Febretoids B*tches.
2. Fa Fa Febrotoids. (Get the honeys, honey!) 3.Febrotoids for you= lots of c00-coo).
4. Febrotoids( Get some, because you stink Motherf*cker!). If none of these taglines, convince you to buy this product. hopefully this song will.

If you need help with the ladies
You feel their acting shady
I got what you need
And No I'm not talking about weed
It's this little stuff in the bottle
That will make the ladies holla
Only three dollars
I call it Febrotoids
You'll be the envy of all your boys
No it's not the end of this rhyme
Get some Febrotoids, and you'll have some b*tches in no timmmmmmmmmmmmmmme.
Febrotoids...Made in Asia by Asians, and strictly by Asians. Beacuse their real smart and stuff. For a limited time only get one sock free and a chewed on egg roll with the purchase of Febretoids. (Socks come in two great colors white and off white.)

Now that's done and over with, I'm going to lanch on to how I saw the most beautiful girl I've seen, (well since I looked in the mirror this morning ofcourse). But seriously, it was toward the end of class and I went to go turn in my compare & contrast paper and when I turned around I saw an angel (I know that was kind of cheesy, well yeah more like extra nacho f*ckin cheesy). But she was, she was breathtakingly gorgeous, I've saw her before in the class but, she had blonde hair at the time, now it's black and crinkled and it just worked wonders, her hair brings out her face tremendously, Yeah I noticed all this in about ten seconds, but it had me smiling for hours. (ooh nice analogy)! I've seen a lot of pretty girls, and that's what they are.I barely at all use the word beautiful to describe a girl, The only time I do use beautiful, is to describe myself. But she is beautiful, and I bet we'd make beautiful babies. I want to talk to her baaadly. But I got to try to think of a way to, without looking like a complete idiot. Becasue it isn't like I do this everyday, in fact, I haven't did it since 1999. That's when I had my canolies, If you will. So I've been thinking, and maybe I should run into her and knock everything out of her hand and pick it up and we look each other in the eyes and fall in love, just like in the movies. And we get married 4 hours later at the Prahl center, but without a ring, I promised her one when I recieve my grant money in the mail (which is still pending if I don't pass socoiology) I guess on our honeymoon in the mott memorial building wil consist of studying. Wil make love on our English 101 books and will name our first child pronoun if it's a boy and adverb if it's a girl. If we have twins will name them compare and contrast. Or I can make a shirt that says This guy thinks you're beautiful and follow her everywhere she goes, but then I would have to push every other girl out of my way becuase they'll think their beautiful to and that can cause a huge problem, but I may boost a ugly girl's self-esteem. The third and final one, I can go sit by her and try to suck on a altoids mint real cool, stare at her with my lazy eye and purposely choke and she'll have to perform the hihrich maneveur and hopefully C.P.R, I think this is the one most likely to work and plus I'll smell just like febreeze (febreeze + altoids= Frebratoids). and just like I said above no one can resist Febratoids. But if she's not the one performing C.P.R and that fat nurse in my English class who looks like Warren Sapp comes in two inches of my lips. Call my mom immediately and tell her to plan the funeral. Give all my insurance money to the asians, so they can better my product. But maybe I should just be brave and talk to her, what harm can be done right?

Can't believe what I just saw?

I was walking to curtice mott from the library and my view was good, sunshining bright in my face, then all of a sudden soemthing blocked the sun, No it wasn't a cloud it was an ass. And what makes it even more crazy it was a white girls ass, and what makes it even more crazyx2 she wasn't fat. She was short, but wasn't fat. I didn't get a good look at her face, but I was trying to she was walking so fast, and her ass stayed in the air while she walked it was a masterpiece. But I was losing her, and I had to search in my bookbag for the booty radar, so I could find her, but I didn't. The booty radar let me down, now wonder it was on sale. She looked great from the back and her hair was all did up, plus she had open toe sandals. So I was prety much0 for 2 I didn't get to see her face or to see if she had pretty toes. Yeah I just wanted to get that in...

Now on a extremely low note...

I'm at mott 4 times a week and evrytime I comeup here, I see everybody with a crew (a slang for friends). Except for me (cmao). I always wondered why I didn't have any friends, it's a mystery to me, I don't try to make friends either. Everytime the teacher says go work in a group of 2 or more people. I still always wined up by myself in the corner doing these easy ass assignment that can be done by one person in less time it takes for them to find a group. But i've realized everytime people get into groups they never ask me, do you wanna work together, but they ask everybody else. Am I that intimidating(don't mean to flatter myself) But it seems to be the only logical reason, or probably because I'm black and they feel I won't hold my end of the deal and do half the work. It something that gets to me, It's like you're a little kid in elementary school, with 25 people in the class and the teacher says "Pick somebody to sit by and that will be your permanent seat and you observe from your chair as everybody grabs a seat, about five minutes yo0u see all the seats are filled, except the one next to yours. And that can socially traumatize a kid for life.

(Sad story of the day).

None of my post end in a sad note and this one won't either.
So I must list 20 things that are cool,make me laugh or make me rise in my levis.
If it's a (lol)!by it, it makes me laugh. If it's a cool by it, welll then yeah it's cool. if it's a ^ by it it makes me enhance in my pants.

1.Katie Couric (^)(^)(^)
2.Video Games (cool)
3.ugly People I can make fun of (lol)
4.All the other people I can make fun of (lol) (^)(don't ask)
5.Breast(^)
6.Bigger Breast (^) (^)
7.Listening to white girls have a conversation, or try to. (lol)(^)
8 Watching Desperate Housewives. (^) (lol) cool)
9.Ellen Degeneres show. (lol)(cool)
10.Dancing (cool)
11.Ciara (cool) (^)
12.L-Word (cool) (^)
13.Asian males (lol)
14.Asian femlaes (^) (cool)
15.Janeane garfolo (ccol) (^)
16.Barbecue Chips (except Lays). Cool. (^) (no comment)
17.Kristie Alley (^)
18.Punk and Alternative Rock (cool)
19.Chick movies on Lifetime (lol) (^)
20.Being different from everybody else and having a lazyeye(Far more priceless than rising in my levis, laughing so hard,or just being plain ol cool. (I'm out of here, before the black folks enhance my brain with anymore unusable slang.

Well here is today's thought to Chuck with....... You don't need friends, All you need is great pets, a rice Krsipie treat and a Faygo Cola. Friends are just users who use you until they can't use you anymore. Just like a pimp does his whores. "Chuck"

Stay tuned tomorrow for more irrelevant opinions, spontaneous thoughts, in the life of yours truly. ~Chuck~