Thursday, December 15, 2005

fuck up the test, thinking about a little scam, and $820.00 on credit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy The annual Chuck awards.

Well I just might of did the biggest choke job in my lifetime, I just fucked up a test really bad! I know I fuck the other ones up too, but not as bad as this one. This was probbaly the worst I did on the test since 10th grade Biology class. But it's all my fault, I messed up instead of concentrating and studying to get ready for such a big test. I was playing college football 2006 and kicking my brother's ass too. Well you can't have fun without the work too and I fucked up. I probbaly got a 44% at the best. I really fucked up the essay questions. but I might get partial credit for getting all of them partially right. But the littlest amount of partial you can probably get. He'll probably have to check that shit with a microscope. He's probably saying what a fuckin idiot. This was by far the easiest test I have took but didn't take advantage. That's like having a liquored up girl in your room and not taking full advantage of the great opportunity at hand. With me having no experience either, but she would have never knew because she was drunk off well something. Let's just say Smirnoff, since it's my favorite drink. But he say he's going to see what he could do, and he did ask for my last name, so he might switch a little answers around here and there. If he does that, that'll be the greatest christmas present ever, other than a threesome with Oprah, Katie Couric, and Meredith Viera. Well I think I did okay on the multiple choice I at least got 44 right out of the possible 70. Not a great percent, but....................... so one more day of class after this one. And after Tuesday I can sit and have a good time for a whole f*ckin month. It's sad that I won't see Rebecca again, I haven't spoken to her since the infamous interview day. I just found out today that you can actually buy those hats on F.A. I thought about purchasing one, but then I realized it's Mott Community College! The land of opprtunity and such. $820.00 on credit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! And I thought about doing a little buying or selling, my version of it anyway. I know it'll work because thopse people are dumb and stupid; it's obvious anyway they go to Mott. Now I know why I see all those people with Mott sweaters they buy them on Financial Aid. I knew they didn't use their own hard earned money on crap. But i guess I have to thank Mott for letting me extend myu education, It will be them the ones I thank first when I go to jail for undisclosed charges...... I'm not that all worried about that test, I gotta put my thinking process somewhere else. Lucky for me though I stilll have two semester, to make up that choke job I did on that last Econ test, no make that all 4. I could have did better on the first three test and making the test I just took rarely relevant at all. So I blame nobody but myself. but I know if I take that class over again I'll be more prepeared and prepared to get 80 and 90 percents. That should have been my goal all along instead of shooting myself down the first day of class. Making my goal just to get a 2.0. If I would have aimed higher, then maybe I would have a 2.0 right now. And then I'll be saying whatthe hell i goit a 2.0 is a transferable grade. But I barely got a 1.5 I know. so I minus well just add another class on my Fall schedule Macroeconomics-221. Yep. Buying a book is still up in the air and selling it back. I have a total of $46.00 in my pocket right now and I don't think that's enough. But maybe I should just forget abou it and stop being so greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy!
Now it's time for the annual Chuck awards..................... Just created 15 minutes ago. This award show is brought to you by Rally's. I don;t even know where to start or what the awards will consist of ordinar people, sports stars or celebrities. How about all Three!!!
The 1st award is asshole of the Year: (This award is given out to the person that has made life a living hell for me and others around me. The award goes to.....................envelope please....
1. Asshole of the Year: Dr.S (too bad he was the only one nominated congratulations asshole)
2. Annoying people of the year: tie; white girls and those damn computer geeks. people on their fucking cell phones, looking like they so goddamn important.
3. Richard Pryor award(Joke of the year): Chuck Jones, joke: that bitch look like Roger clemens after giving up a homerun.(lol)
4. Food of the year: Barbecue potatoe Chips.
5. Clothing of the year;the thing taht I wore most in 2005 besides a hat. (Blue zip sweater.)
6. Word of the Year: WICKED HARD! Bitches.
7. Best Cleavage; (boobies; J. Looker) too bad that's all she is, she looks liek a bulldog with boobs!
8. Comedian of the Year: male: Conan O'brien female: Ellen Degeneres
9. (The Katie Couric Award) The hottest female newscaster of the year: Katie Couric wins her own award brekaing news!!!
10. The hottest female sideline reporter: Rachel Nichols.
11. Athlete of the Year: Reggie Bush
12. Biggest Dissapointment of the year other than myself: Stephen A. Smith that quite frankly show sucks.
13. The most overhyped person of the year: Kanye West; All because he said Geroge Bush doesn't care about black people, we been saying that shit for years. and 50 cent is a better rapper.
14. Best bum bum of the year: oridnary person; Mrs. Okeefe. celebrity: Katje Couric
15. Worst team of the year: (The Detroit Lions award): Philadelphia Eagles. No T.o No. Mcnabb No Corey Simon= No playoffs.
17. Sh0w of the year: L-word/Despearte Housewives/Six Feet Under
18. The perosn I woud love to hurt: Dr. S
19. The person I would love to ?: besides Katie couric: Dana Jacobsen
20. Song of the year: Daughters: John Mayer
21. Love interest of teh year: Rebecca seward,
22. Hottness of teh Year: Teri Hatcher., Debra Messing
23. Person of the year; This was a really hard decsision I couldn't find a perosn this year worhty of the award. past winners include ellen, Katie couric, Stephen A. smith. but this years winner is...................................................Chuck Jones ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. IMore Cnn breaking news Chuck Jones wins his own award. But what exactly is the award where is it.

Well I ran out of rooooooooooooooooooom, no i just ran out of interesting stuff to write. And I still have 50 minutes for class to start. Well maybe until next year.....................3rd person: HE GONE!

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